Good Pickuplines?

[I.am.Sam]

Simplicity is key: “Nice shoes, wanna f**k?”

yeah you read this in FHM years ago

 

[I.am.Sam]

i go with a t shirt printed with @ShaunSA peen on it ...

 

[Agent_Smith]

Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from Hell...

 

[Harmonic]

Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from Hell...

If I knew then what I know now I would've used this one on my ex

 

[Stuey74]

If I knew then what I know now I would've used this one on my ex

Ditto

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

I nearly forgot the one I posted here recently.

My dick might not be twelve inches, but it sure smells like a foot.

 

[now05ster]

You've been watching way too many Indian soaps

Oiyoo.

 

[SHL]

Me: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Me: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from Hell...

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

Do you use pick up lines on pretty girls or not so pretty ones

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Do you use pick up lines on pretty girls or not so pretty ones

So what you do is, in the club you go up to two girls, and you start talking to the less attractive one. Maybe tell her a joke, make her smile. Then ask her:"Hey, do you like to dance?" When she says yes, you tell her:"So fsckoff and go dance then, I want to talk to your friend."

 

[Akasha]

Not all girls are smart

I'll have you know, I love corny pickup lines and absolutely LOVE dad jokes
Why do fish live in salt water?

 

[RedViking]

Hi there! Want to see my airfryer?

 

[RedViking]

@saor How's you pickuplines?

Hous jou engels

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

I'll have you know, I love corny pickup lines and absolutely LOVE dad jokes
Why do fish live in salt water?

Not all fish live in salt water

 

[Akasha]

Not all fish live in salt water

No, loser. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

[RunningFromFat]

No, loser. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

I'll have you know, I love corny pickup lines and absolutely LOVE dad jokes
Why do fish live in salt water?

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex?

 

[rh1]

No, loser. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

I would never be able to make such jokes in real life. But respect to you.

To be honest, to me and me only, this is on the same level of cringe as when a colleague decided to do the sprinkler dance move whilst we were out one night for drinks. It just not something I could ever do.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Hous jou engels

eh.

 

[ShaunSA]

I would never be able to make such jokes in real life. But respect to you.

To be honest, to me and me only, this is on the same level of cringe as when a colleague decided to do the sprinkler dance move whilst we were out one night for drinks. It just not something I could ever do.

The what now?