Good Pickuplines?

[Y'all Qaeda]

not a fok - would need to be a big bloody pigeon.

Well, if you manage to fsck it, you got the bloody part there already. Natures lubricant.

Also, to the ladies in this thread, sorry to dissapoint, but I'm married already.

 

[3WA]

Also, to the ladies in this thread, sorry to dissapoint, but I'm married already.

With the lines you've got, that’s no surprise.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

With the lines you've got, that’s no surprise.

 

[Craig_]

With the lines you've got, that’s no a big surprise.

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[purple face]

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

 

[purple face]

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

 

[purple face]

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

 

[purple face]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

[purple face]

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Him:"I want you to tattoo a seashell on your thigh"
Her:"Why?"
Him:"So that when put my ear to it, I can smell the ocean."

 

[Hemi300c]

Him to a foreign girl: "do you have any South African in you?"
She: "no"
Him: "do you want some?"

 

[RunningFromFat]

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

I don't trust pickup lines that work on you tbh.

 

[purple face]

I don't trust pickup lines that work on you tbh.

lol

 

[geezer]

Can we date? Because we're on different load-shedding schedules

 

[geezer]

Show bob and vagene.

 

[MagNorthDigital]

Walk up to a girl in the club and ask her if she's the one that came in the (enter your car's colour) (enter your car's model)? If she says no...you ask without hesitation: Do you want to? Works maybe 50% of the time

Better not be driving a white quantum...

 

[purple face]

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

I love this one

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

I love this one

Love at first fright

 

[Fulcrum29]

I love this one

The words spoken by a village bicycle.

 

[purple face]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U*
and ' together.