Hellmann's - What junk is this?

No, I love mielies.

But don't put that jizz on it. Sies. Use a real condiment.
 
For corn? Salt, butter. Maybe a little paprika or something if you feel so inclined.

Or, if you must use mayonnaise, then use mayonnaise. Hellman's is just what they scrape out of the bottom of the expired test tubes at the sperm bank.
 
I love me some hellmans but when it comes to corn on the cob it’s just butter with salt and pepper.
 
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