"Help! I can’t orgasm"

I used to do tech support for Dr Eve.

Scary woman in the terrifying eat you alive sexual kind of way.

She'll break you.
 
Help! I can’t orgasm

Is that a good thing? :P

I think for the bravest of men (or woman) it might be.

You know most clients give you a bottle of wine on the odd occasion or a practical gift.

She gave me a porn dvd and offered me discount on sex toys...

As for the girl in question she must have been living in a nunnery her whole life.
 
Accept that the female orgasm is a myth and move on. Life will be simpler for both the male and female partner.


























KIDDING! :p














not really /grin
 
A reader wants to know if she should be worried that she has never climaxed during sex.

Yes, she should be worried.

Because she hasn't met the right man yet.

That's the only thing that matters. The right man can lift mountains and bring climaxes down like sunshine for the right woman.
 
Perhaps, but for women the Right Man has almost nothing to do with physical prowess or technique and rather a lot more to do with affective affinity.
 
Maybe she is a closet freak that needs to play out a fantasy...involving ropes, leather and spanking :cool: :p
 
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Yes, she should be worried.

Because she hasn't met the right man yet.

That's the only thing that matters. The right man can lift mountains and bring climaxes down like sunshine for the right woman.

You're all bright and perky all of a sudden... :D
 
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