"Help! I can’t orgasm"

The chance to get lucky got engaged to another guy 2 weeks ago ... after knowing the guy for just 3 months (over weekends mostly).

3 of my ex's got married within 3-6 months after breaking up with me. The fourth was also saving herself for marriage, and clearly lost that within months of leaving me as well :D I know this because of a random chat to her later - she is the only one not married yet though. Not kidding at all.

So don't feel so bad :p I'm sort of like that dude in that movie where whoever he is with has a successful relationship after... what was it called...
 
3 of my ex's got married within 3-6 months after breaking up with me. The fourth was also saving herself for marriage, and clearly lost that within months of leaving me as well :D I know this because of a random chat to her later - she is the only one not married yet though. Not kidding at all.

So don't feel so bad :p I'm sort of like that dude in that movie where whoever he is with has a successful relationship after... what was it called...
You made them realise that size does matter.

 
Soon.

I'm working on a plan.

I think my problem has always been that I am aiming too high.

Start at the bottom and work your way up. You can't be hitting hotties if you haven't started at the not so hot ones first. Start somewhere and keep upgrading :)
 
3 of my ex's got married within 3-6 months after breaking up with me. The fourth was also saving herself for marriage, and clearly lost that within months of leaving me as well :D I know this because of a random chat to her later - she is the only one not married yet though. Not kidding at all.

So don't feel so bad :p I'm sort of like that dude in that movie where whoever he is with has a successful relationship after... what was it called...

Do us a favor. Let us know next time you break up with a girl.
As for orgasm girl - Too much stress. Of course she is not going to get an O.
I knew a girl once who's g-spot was so far back I almost sprained my wrist the one time.
We finally figured out which position worked best for her. Lets just say I needed to wear running shoes to get good traction.
..
And then she dumped me for a long distance runner...
Damn!
 
Her partner is probably inexperienced, and blowing his load at the mere sight of her clit, let alone knowing what the fuc* to do with it. She needs to find somebody older, more mature and more experienced and then see if she's still having probs climaxing. Then only might she have need for concern !
 
Her partner is probably inexperienced, and blowing his load at the mere sight of her clit, let alone knowing what the fuc* to do with it. She needs to find somebody older, more mature and more experienced and then see if she's still having probs climaxing. Then only might she have need for concern !

If she has not even made herself cum yet she needs to play.
 
Soon.

I'm working on a plan.

I think my problem has always been that I am aiming too high.

You don't go straight for the dolphins.

No need for Whaling either.

A Killer Whale is the sweet spot.

But never ever mistake a Tuna for a Killer Whale. You won't get out alive.
 
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