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The_Mowgs

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Hi guys,

I need some help please. I want to go on honeymoon in November 2012 but I don't really know where to go to.

What I want:

Relax
Beach
Crystal clear water
International
Secluded
Nice Villa / House ON THE BEACH
7 days

I want a place where if I want to take the wife for a skinny dip, I can take her. If I want to have sex on the beach or in the ocean, I want to do it. To give you an example I looked at is http://www.kayamawa.com/ but it becomes so expensive. Does anyone have any ideas for me please? I just cant get this honeymoon thing out of my head.

Thanks
 
Sugar Beach - Mauritius - absolutely stunning. Everything u want for a honeymoon location.
 
JAM007 said:
Sugar Beach - Mauritius - absolutely stunning. Everything u want for a honeymoon location.
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Nice place but don't really want to stay in the "hotel" type accommodation. If you check the link I posted, that is the type of thing I want.
 
I personally feel that Mauritius and those places are a bit too commercial. I want the secluded, small, intimate, "off the beaten track" type of place.
 
forget Mozambique, if you get caught having sex on the beach there you'll get arrested and thrown in jail
 
OMB said:
forget Mozambique, if you get caught having sex on the beach there you'll get arrested and thrown in jail
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and scratch any muslim place like the maldives for example off your list as well.
 
If you want the freedom to bonk anywhere, then you should look at places that are a bit more isolated. Places like Mauritius are usually quite busy, and the chances of being caught in the act are higher.
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
If you want the freedom to bonk anywhere, then you should look at places that are a bit more isolated. Places like Mauritius are usually quite busy, and the chances of being caught in the act are higher.
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Hahahahahahaha! I didn't mean that I will **** on the beach the whole day, I just want a nice isolated place where its not so busy like most places!
 
Hey - you go on honeymoon and ask the chaps on a computer forum which destination should it be :D How about asking your wife? Wtf She should be the one who decides but then again, not all of us have the same principles in life. Just by asking this in here does say a lot about you. Should we decide for you how many kids should you have? Just let us know and I am sure you'll get help ;)
 
Have a look at Madagascar, and also Thailand has hundreds of small islands and very cheap.

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Got back from club med Bali about 3 hours ago... It was awesome and nails just about everyone of your boxes.
 
intel8080 said:
Hey - you go on honeymoon and ask the chaps on a computer forum which destination should it be :D How about asking your wife? Wtf She should be the one who decides but then again, not all of us have the same principles in life. Just by asking this in here does say a lot about you. Should we decide for you how many kids should you have? Just let us know and I am sure you'll get help ;)
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There is a large difference is getting a ideas from people and what you have just said, some people on this forum are quite well traveled and may be able to give him better ideas which he can go in turn discuss with his wife to be, maybe he has never traveled before and doesn't have the worlds atlas in his brain.

His to be wife may have said that she doesnt want to know anything about the honeymoon and he may be left to do all the planning as a surprise. Coming to a forum of any nature can do no harm, he will have left this thread with more ideas than he had before he got here. If he uses any of them, cool, if he doesnt he may leave a thread for someone else who has a similar idea to find something that may suite there needs!
 
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doobyscoo said:
Got back from club med Bali about 3 hours ago... It was awesome and nails just about everyone of your boxes.
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I see what you did there :D

Then again maybe I'm a pervert who sees sexual innuendo everywhere :o
 
I suggest you go to Bangkok and when you return spend few days in Portgietusrus (P.P.rus)
 
intel8080 said:
Hey - you go on honeymoon and ask the chaps on a computer forum which destination should it be :D How about asking your wife? Wtf She should be the one who decides but then again, not all of us have the same principles in life. Just by asking this in here does say a lot about you. Should we decide for you how many kids should you have? Just let us know and I am sure you'll get help ;)
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So much of help from you. I must say, you must be a little retarded if you can't even read a question correctly. I was merely asking for IDEAS, because you never know where other people have travelled before and what they can share with you! To the rest of the people, thanks for your input, I really appreciate it.
 
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