"How did Zuma get up there"?

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A lttle smile is welcome!:D

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While stitching up the hand of an 80-year-old farmer, who got cut while fencing on his property, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Jacob Zuma and his appointment as President of theANC.

"Well, you know," drawled thefarmer, "this Zuma fella is what they call a fencepost turtle". Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.

The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's called a ‘fencepost turtle’."

The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of fool put him up there in the first place!"
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Zumu got where he is because he is a Zulu.

They told the Zulus "Look, here for the first time we will have a leader like Shaka - he will rule the whole of South Africa! And look at all the wives he has - he is a real Zulu". So all the Zulus are backing him.
 
Zuma got where he is because people supported the ANC. Not only in the last election but the two previous elections as well. Well done to you all :o
 
:DThey supported the ruling party. It's a funny joke nevertheless.:D
 
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