How do I kill my Neighbours tree with stealth :-)

[Ragnarök]

It is right in the way of my LTE tower .
Saw this on Google , can it be this easy

PS. I promise I will plant 5 new trees

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

I have a similar problem. My neighbour across the road has three huge trees and every time we have gale force winds, I start stressing that the ****ers will fall on my house!

 

[WAslayer]

Yes, but you selfishly want to deprive your neighbour of a tree, which may bring them joy and/or use.. doesn't matter how many trees you plant, it will not make it up to your neighbour..

 

[Thugscub]

Roundup around the tree.

 

[B-1]

polyphagous shot hole borer



But no dont do that. Just get an external antenna:

LPDA-92

Wideband Log-Periodic Dipole Array Antenna

poynting.tech

XPOL-2

X-Polarised, High Gain, Directional LTE Antenna (2X2 MIMO)

poynting.tech

 

[Gordon_R]

Unfortunately killing a tree will not make it disappear, it will only remove the leaves. That may or may not achieve your goal. If it's a deciduous tree, wait a few weeks and winter will do that for you.

 

[S.Claus]

Destruction of private property and if they want to they can claim that they can’t enjoy their property anymore without the tree. Move the LTE router or get a dish antenna because it sure beats paying settlements.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Yes, but you selfishly want to deprive your neighbour of a tree, which may bring them joy and/or use.. doesn't matter how many trees you plant, it will not make it up to your neighbour..

That's kak. I will have to pay excess should one of those trees fall on my roof. In my case, the people living there are renting so they have no say.

And they don't want to give me the owner's contact details.

 

[w1z4rd]

Rather take the advice offered here, and get an atenna or something. Destroying other peoples stuff is just not cool. If that tree has some kinda sentimental value to its owner you could be opening up a whole world of issues for yourself.

 

[Ragnarök]

I have an external antenna , that is the problem , directly in the way , I can move to another tower , but then the municipal tree is in the way , and they don't trim the trees anymore

 

[3WA]

Attach the antenna to the tree.

 

[WAslayer]

That's kak. I will have to pay excess should one of those trees fall on my roof. In my case, the people living there are renting so they have no say.

And they don't want to give me the owner's contact details.

You do realise that these are two completely separate issues..? A tree falling over and destroying a house or potentially killing someone is a far cry from the tree simply blocking a LTE signal..

Different problems with different solutions, neither of which involves killing the tree without consent.. not that killing the tree is at all a solution to your problem.. That would make it 100% worse, since a dead tree would shed limbs or fall over much easier and at much lower wind speeds, than a tree that is still alive..

 

[Hemi300c]

And after you poison it it falls on property, someone or other assets.

 

[Magnum]

How far is the tree from your Fence? Can you dig to the roots? Any pipe lines around there?

 

[zophas]

Killing a large tree is a sin against nature. There must be a way around the antenna problem. As for the falling trees not sure but I also worry about a large golden oak in my back yard which has survived a lightning strike.

 

[Moto Guzzi]

It is right in the way of my LTE tower .
Saw this on Google , can it be this easy

PS. I promise I will plant 5 new trees

That digital of yours is far more nasty than the tree. Don't add another nasty to our lives, make a better plan.

 

[HavocXphere]

I start stressing that the ****ers will fall on my house!

Insurance?

 

[backstreetboy]

Pre order Starlink...

 

[Ragnarök]

I have spoken to the neighbour , we will get a quote to trim the tree a bit , it is anyway getting to big

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Drill into tree, pour in diesel