How do you know that your a loser?

[Ninja'd]

She chared me R250 for half hour service plus R50 for a kiss, she also looked annoyed at my hydraulics. She did not even do a striptease, she just came out of her clothes.



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Wtf are you a Decepticon?

 

[The_Unnamed]

Wtf are you a Decepticon?

hahahahahaha

 

[ponder]

Go to a therapist or something, you need it. Otherwise you'll end up killing yourself.

And that would be a bad thing?

 

[porchrat]

Wtf are you a Decepticon?

I LOLed

 

[porchrat]

And that would be a bad thing?

It would be awful. Nobody else is prepared to take the cousin-screwing torch from news24. Who would we laugh at?!?

 

[copacetic]

How do erection problems = Must submit to anal sex?

 

[news24]

How do erection problems = Must submit to anal sex?

I see it as the only way to be able to participate in sex. I have run out of options, today I tried hypnotherapy thats why i went to a prostitute

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[Wall]

Wtf are you a Decepticon?

I burst out laughing. my boss walked in and gave me a weird look

 

[HavocXphere]

Hypnotherapy for erection problems? So I guess you already tried a witchdoctor then. Perhaps a pilgrimage to a holy land of your choice might help?

 

[Wall]

I see it as the only way to be able to participate in sex. I have run out of options, today I tried hypnotherapy thats why i went to a prostitute

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have you tried anything anal sex related?

 

[D3x!]

have you tried anything anal sex related?

the doctor fingered him if i recall

 

[copacetic]

I see it as the only way to be able to participate in sex. I have run out of options, today I tried hypnotherapy thats why i went to a prostitute

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Oh, right.

Woman with a strap on, or with a guy?

 

[porchrat]

I see it as the only way to be able to participate in sex. I have run out of options, today I tried hypnotherapy thats why i went to a prostitute

Prostitutes are branching out into hypnotherapy now?

 

[Wall]

the doctor fingered him if i recall

oh yes, I forgot

 

[ShadowEn]

best thread ever!

 

[Wall]

best thread ever!

have you seen his previous threads?

 

[poorestguy]

im staying glued for more!!

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

@news24: you need to indulge in more foreplay, on both yourself and your partner.

Pay her an extra R300 for a BJ or R200 for a handjob before the main course.

 

[Datura]

http://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/love-sex/sex/do-men-have-a-g-spot-1.1091994

 

[MickeyD]

http://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/love-sex/sex/do-men-have-a-g-spot-1.1091994

Good idea!

news24, you need to stimulate your prostate to give yourself an erection prior to closing the financial transaction. No money wasted...