How do you know that your a loser?

copacetic said:
How do erection problems = Must submit to anal sex?
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If I recall correctly, he got his backdoor entered into some way or the other and liked it. His doctor I think. :erm: :D

Anyway, I've had that problem that I was drunk and my prick wouldn't work. And about a month later, I scored again with the same chick, this time sober, and it wouldn't work again! That's cos I was nervous about the first time. Ciallis sorted that out for me. ;)
 
Why does everything have to be so drastic?

All he needs to do, is head over to his mate / cousinbrother and make a tape (I'm going out on a limb here, but he should be in the post 8track era) recording of the soothing tones of the freeflow on his Cortina. Then you just play that in your stereo when it comes to heave ho. Should sort it out no sweat.
 
The problem is he's conditioned himself .. it's not gonna work if it ain't family.
 
Wait, you kissed a hooker? I think you may soon have bigger problems than whether to take it up the brown eye.
 
Get your cousin to wear a strapon and do you up the anoos. Or your uncle, whichever.

but please keep posting these threads!
 
news24 said:
Spend R300 on a prostitute for a 30min session and still fail at hydraulics. :(

I'm done trying. Its time for me to take it through the back door.

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You only realise now that you're gay?
The fact that you were looking for cock at glory holes in public toilets werent enough of a clue?
:confused:
 
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