How have you been caught?

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Ok, so seen as though I read a funny post in a different thread with regards to getting caught while having a threesome, I thought I would have a good laugh and learn a few lessons from other people's mistakes. So the main question is when you were getting your freak on with someone else, how were you caught (ie: what were you doing when you were caught and what was the response to getting caught?).
 
Many moons ago... my GF and I were having a quickie in the kitchen before departing for work and her mother walked into our flat. She got a free show as we did not know how long she stood there watching us.

Lesson: Tell your GF not to give keys to her folks.

PS. Her mom was hot, was tempted to give her one as well! :D
 
I don't see this thread going foward because most of the people here I don't believe have went through such experiences, they probably did the catching /runs for the hills
 
MickeyD said:
Many moons ago... my GF and I were having a quickie in the kitchen before departing for work and her mother walked into our flat. She got a free show as we did not know how long she stood there watching us.

Lesson: Tell your GF not to give keys to her folks.

PS. Her mom was hot, was tempted to give her one as well! :D
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The mother just stood there and watched? :erm:

Perhaps she was waiting for her turn :p
 
My parents went out for the evening and me and the GF was impatient. They forgot something at home and my mom caught us. This was about 12 years ago and my GF is now my wife.
 
We were in her bedroom, thought her parents went out, but as they left the drive way their friends came down the street. So her dad wanted to show his friends the house :D
 
Clubbing days .. having sneaked into the restrooms for a quicky we were busy getting our freak on when the police decided to raid the club. Oblivious to everything else we never even heard the music die, only realising something's wrong when the lights came on and the police started banging on the stall door. Needless to say we got dressed super quick and bailed, but worse was to come ..

As we emerged half-dressed out the restroom entrance we basically stumbled right into the group of friends I had gone clubbing with that evening, and one cop said loudly (the club was silent by then) 'Hulle was besig om te naai hier binne' (They were ****ing in there).

Not one of my proudest moments ..
 
Heh, got caught more times than I can remember. Eventually mom just gave up. Had to take a few drives down to the beach at night though... ;)

A notable one was when a girls stepdad walked in while she and her friend were eating Dorito chips off of my naked chest.
 
evilstebunny said:
Clubbing days .. having sneaked into the restrooms for a quicky we were busy getting our freak on when the police decided to raid the club. Oblivious to everything else we never even heard the music die, only realising something's wrong when the lights came on and the police started banging on the stall door. Needless to say we got dressed super quick and bailed, but worse was to come ..

As we emerged half-dressed out the restroom entrance we basically stumbled right into the group of friends I had gone clubbing with that evening, and one cop said loudly (the club was silent by then) 'Hulle was besig om te naai hier binne' (They were ****ing in there).

Not one of my proudest moments ..
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Bwahahahahaha!
 
Her child woke up and asked who I am. The problems with Milfs are that they are mothers.

I also got involved with a woman whose mother was living with her. She caught us and told to f*** off and that her daughter was married. Damn woman never told me that.
 
marco79 said:
That's what we do when the kids walk in on us.
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How often does this happen, exactly?

InternetSwag said:
Heh, got caught more times than I can remember. Eventually mom just gave up. Had to take a few drives down to the beach at night though... ;)

A notable one was when a girls stepdad walked in while she and her friend were eating Dorito chips off of my naked chest.
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WTF? Doritos? Blech! I could understand Big Korn Bites or Ghost Pops, but Doritos? You are a pervert and need help, son.
 
Got caught 3 times.... twice by my sister, and once by the GF's father.

my sister didn't even know what was happening because it was still dark but the father dude freaked out.

It was his own fault as he knew I was sleeping over.
 
Pros don't get caught :)

Once I caught my flatmate banging a mutual friend's chick. Neither of them knew that I saw them so I told our friend...because bro's before hoes!
 
evilstebunny said:
Clubbing days .. having sneaked into the restrooms for a quicky we were busy getting our freak on when the police decided to raid the club. Oblivious to everything else we never even heard the music die, only realising something's wrong when the lights came on and the police started banging on the stall door. Needless to say we got dressed super quick and bailed, but worse was to come ..

As we emerged half-dressed out the restroom entrance we basically stumbled right into the group of friends I had gone clubbing with that evening, and one cop said loudly (the club was silent by then) 'Hulle was besig om te naai hier binne' (They were ****ing in there).

Not one of my proudest moments ..
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lol. thats brilliant!
 
grav80 said:
Pros don't get caught :)

Once I caught my flatmate banging a mutual friend's chick. Neither of them knew that I saw them so I told our friend...because bro's before hoes!
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Not cool man!
 
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