How have you been caught?

Quite a few years back in Matric we had a big end of term party and i met a chick... Drinks were flowing and we got on really well... Anyways, the next day i decided to go visit her at home and from there we were gonna go through to my friends place for "round 2" of the party.

Since it was such a lekker day we decided to crack a bottle and sit out by the pool before heading to my mate later. The more we drank the closer we got, until i found myself with her legs wrapped around my head on the sun lounger and her mother throwing tin cups at us, screaming at me in Afrikaans! To this day i still dont know WHERE THE FSCK her mother appeared from! She was at work for the 2hrs prior to the incident and next thing i know, i've got cups and cutlery being launched at me!

Biggest walk of shame EVER when i left that house!!! :D
 
grav80 said:
Pros don't get caught :)

Once I caught my flatmate banging a mutual friend's chick. Neither of them knew that I saw them so I told our friend...because bro's before hoes!
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um... thats not how bro's before hoe's works.

but I think you did the right thing anyway
 
When I was 17 I hooked up with this Afrikaans boy who was down the south coast from jhb and we were getting it on at his rental flat when the entire family including ouma and oupa and tannie marike walked in ...thank god they knew he was gay otherwise I don't think ouma would have survived.
 
TowerGuru said:
When I was 17 I hooked up with this Afrikaans boy who was down the south coast from jhb and we were getting it on at his rental flat when the entire family including ouma and oupa and tannie marike walked in ...thank god they knew he was gay otherwise I don't think ouma would have survived.
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Wow - caught in the chutney channel
 
Was dating this girl who still lived with her parents and we frequently got it on late at night in their very comfortable sofas in lounge. Her mother eventually banned any form of late night visits when their African Grey, whose cage stood in the lounge, started mimicking gasping and panting sounds during polite conversations in the daytime.
 
lcbxx said:
Was dating this girl who still lived with her parents and we frequently got it on late at night in their very comfortable sofas in lounge. Her mother eventually banned any form of late night visits when their African Grey, whose cage stood in the lounge, started mimicking gasping and panting sounds during polite conversations in the daytime.
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Hahahaha
 
lcbxx said:
Was dating this girl who still lived with her parents and we frequently got it on late at night in their very comfortable sofas in lounge. Her mother eventually banned any form of late night visits when their African Grey, whose cage stood in the lounge, started mimicking gasping and panting sounds during polite conversations in the daytime.
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LOL that's hilarious :D
 
marco79 said:
That's what we do when the kids walk in on us.
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Lol, was going to ask how many people are bust by their kids!!! Mine is also by the son when he was about 7, good grief, I can't even type what happened, I still get humiliated and cringe when I think about it..Lawd, the shame!!! :D
 
lcbxx said:
Was dating this girl who still lived with her parents and we frequently got it on late at night in their very comfortable sofas in lounge. Her mother eventually banned any form of late night visits when their African Grey, whose cage stood in the lounge, started mimicking gasping and panting sounds during polite conversations in the daytime.
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Lol this is epic :D! Smart mom. Dunno how much African Greys go for, but a hidden camera might have been cheaper. Though I suppose the grey has more utility... :rolleyes:
 
Carol35 said:
Lol, was going to ask how many people are bust by their kids!!! Mine is also by the son when he was about 7, good grief, I can't even type what happened, I still get humiliated and cringe when I think about it..Lawd, the shame!!! :D
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Posts like these should be banned! :D
 
grav80 said:
Posts like these should be banned! :D
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lolz, I could get banned for explicit content!

Omg, husband was caught putting something into my mouth that wasnt food and the position of said act was just not something a 7 year old should have witnessed. I can still clearly see his shocked little WTF face...was a massive FML moment :o
 
Carol35 said:
lolz, I could get banned for explicit content!

Omg, husband was caught putting something into my mouth that wasnt food and the position of said act was just not something a 7 year old should have witnessed. I can still clearly see his shocked little WTF face...was a massive FML moment :o
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Jaysus!! One of those moments when you wish the walls would just swallow (for lack of a better term) you up!
 
Carol35 said:
lolz, I could get banned for explicit content!

Omg, husband was caught putting something into my mouth that wasnt food and the position of said act was just not something a 7 year old should have witnessed. I can still clearly see his shocked little WTF face...was a massive FML moment :o
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and thats the reason why your son had PRoN mags
 
Carol35 said:
lolz, I could get banned for explicit content!

Omg, husband was caught putting something into my mouth that wasnt food and the position of said act was just not something a 7 year old should have witnessed. I can still clearly see his shocked little WTF face...was a massive FML moment :o
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Yor! :wtf:
 
carstensdj said:
Jaysus!! One of those moments when you wish the walls would just swallow (for lack of a better term) you up!
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Could have been worse. Mommy and Daddy could be 69'ing with Mommy's bottom facing the doorway...
 
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