How much is too much

To be fair, I don't live with the guy. I see him some nights only, after a day of being at work, so I get why he's tired. Plus I'm not easy to please so it takes a while
 
Monsta Graphics said:
How does one even fit 4 times in, every day?

What, you guys wake up, have sex... then at work, you meet her at lunch time and have another one because breakfast sex wasn't enough, then you go home feed the kids, take a bath and have sex again. then at 11:30 you wake her up for some more sex. then you guys wake up again, have sex... then at work, you meet her at lunch time and have another one because breakfast sex wasn't enough, then you go home feed the kids, take a bath and have sex again. then at 11:00 you wake her up for some more sex. then you guys wake up again, have sex... then at work, you meet her at lunch time and have another one because breakfast sex wasn't enough, then you go home feed the kids, take a bath and have sex again. then at 10:30 you wake her up for some more sex. then you guys wake up again, have sex... then at work, you meet her at lunch time and have another one because breakfast sex wasn't enough, then you go home feed the kids, take a bath and have sex again. then at 10:00 you wake her up for some more sex. then you guys wake up again, have sex... then at work, you meet her at lunch time and have another one because breakfast sex wasn't enough, then you go home feed the kids, take a bath and have sex again. then at 09:30 you wake her up for some more sex. then the weekend begins, where you try to fit in more sex, before the new week starts where you have even more sex than you had on the weekend.

Seriously, forget stamina, where does a person even get the time?
Click to expand...

Whoa... wall of text.
Before the kid came, we had the time... to do it 4 - 6 times a day.
 
clearly you dont last long then.

an hour and a half is a quickie. fitting in sex before work means being up at 4.

have sex before bed and we are to tired for sex before work.
 
Akasha said:
To be fair, I don't live with the guy. I see him some nights only, after a day of being at work, so I get why he's tired. Plus I'm not easy to please so it takes a while
Click to expand...

gymnastics hey. that tends to tire a guy out after a full day of work. very considerate of you. so expectations on a weekend are different? in your first post you sounded disappointed.
 
1441568916 said:
Whoa... wall of text.
Before the kid came, we had the time... to do it 4 - 6 times a day.
Click to expand...

You telling me you could have sex 6 times a day but can't even manage the stamina for a single paragraph?

Somehow these numbers seem dubious. You'd think if a man had sex 6 times in one day he would rest the next day, not go another 6 times, day after day after day....
 
akescpt said:
gymnastics hey. that tends to tire a guy out after a full day of work. very considerate of you. so expectations on a weekend are different? in your first post you sounded disappointed.
Click to expand...

Weekends there's going out and doing stuff and being in the sun and family and just too much. So no, every day is the same expectations.
 
Drifter said:
Lots of people in here that read Shades of grey too many times.
Click to expand...

Hey guys I bone my wife 7-8 times every day! My wife loves it and I'm a beast!! :twisted:
On weekends we take it easy and she just blows me for a couple of hours while I'm busy grilling meat on the braai or watching TV.
 
Ever heard of quality over quantity? I would rather boink over a solid hour or 2 verses many 15 minute sessions.
 
Monsta Graphics said:
Hey guys I bone my wife 7-8 times every day! My wife loves it and I'm a beast!! :twisted:
On weekends we take it easy and she just blows me for a couple of hours while I'm busy grilling meat on the braai or watching TV.
Click to expand...

Now THATS the way to do it. Kuddo's.
 
Monsta Graphics said:
Hey guys I bone my wife 7-8 times every day! My wife loves it and I'm a beast!! :twisted:
On weekends we take it easy and she just blows me for a couple of hours while I'm busy grilling meat on the braai or watching TV.
Click to expand...

We believe you
 
I call bull**** as well, 3 is stretching the realms of sense, 6 is downright ridiculous... And saying you do that during the week is just plain stupid unless you're unemployed or a porn star.

Oh and it doesn't count as sex unless you both orgasm, otherwise you're just masturbating with a vagina instead of your hand.
 
akescpt said:
3 times a day with kids around is rather impressive OP. how do you do it sensei? how do you keep the kids away?
Click to expand...
Who said we haven't been caught a few times? Mostly at night though while having ninja sex, you hear the bedroom opening and have to play dead.
 
YingYang said:
Who said we haven't been caught a few times? Mostly at night though while having ninja sex, you hear the bedroom opening and have to play dead.
Click to expand...

Simple solution. It costs R89.00, its called a MORTICE DOOR LOCK.
 
ScottulusMaximus said:
Oh and it doesn't count as sex unless you both orgasm, otherwise you're just masturbating with a vagina instead of your hand.
Click to expand...

well if it does not count if both finish I don't have sex often. at all then. maybe once every third session I actually get to finish. she usually taps out around orgasm number 12 or so.

stupid *****ing zipper incident
 
ScottulusMaximus said:
I call bull**** as well, 3 is stretching the realms of sense, 6 is downright ridiculous... And saying you do that during the week is just plain stupid unless you're unemployed or a porn star.

Oh and it doesn't count as sex unless you both orgasm, otherwise you're just masturbating with a vagina instead of your hand.
Click to expand...
Man, you call bullschit on everything, I think you've lived in Zim too long! :p

I'd say our average is around 15 to 20 minutes. Don't use Bax as an example of how long the average guy lasts, he's the exeption. There's a post on here where he said his dick (or glans) got caught in his zipper and this is the reason he takes so long to get to the promised land.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top
Sign up to the MyBroadband newsletter
X