How much is too much

[The_Ogre]

3 times a day with kids around is rather impressive OP. how do you do it sensei? how do you keep the kids away?

Your kid is 2 now, isn't she? You should improvise, man.

 

[Akasha]

Oh and it doesn't count as sex unless you both orgasm, otherwise you're just masturbating with a vagina instead of your hand.

So faking it after an hour and a half because it's getting sore isn't sex?

 

[Baxteen]

So faking it after an hour and a half because it's getting sore isn't sex?

yeah, I am sorry that does not count.

 

[Akasha]

yeah, I am sorry that does not count.

Lies. I won't believe it

 

[Baxteen]

Lies. I won't believe it

if it does not count for me it does not count for you!

 

[ScottulusMaximus]

Man, you call bullschit on everything, I think you've lived in Zim too long!

I'd say our average is around 15 to 20 minutes. Don't use Bax as an example of how long the average guy lasts, he's the exeption. There's a post on here where he said his dick (or glans) got caught in his zipper and this is the reason he takes so long to get to the promised land.

Lol... I'm grumpy leave me alone...

You do know I have had and have sex so I know about how long it takes? I said I can understand 3 times a day, no way in hell I have enough time for that tho especially not everyday, but the other guy who said 6 is being daft...

So faking it after an hour and a half because it's getting sore isn't sex?

No, that's not sex... And you should never fake, how is a guy supposed to learn what gets you off if you "orgasm" when he's doing something you don't like? He'll just keep doing that because he thinks it works.

 

[R13...]

How does a woman fake orgasm? If she's got there before you well know when it is not the real thing. She can't fake that.

 

[sk33Lo]

...Mostly at night though while having ninja sex, you hear the bedroom opening and have....

The whole bedroom opening? Wow. You're banging with THE FORCE aren't you?