How often do you get lucky?

killadoob said:
Yup not a flapping queen for sure until you are a bit pissed then the flapper comes out right?

You looking for feminine gay porn marine? Cause i got a connection over at newshost :p

Meph just the fact that you have to defend calling him handsome means there is a bit of gay in you bru.
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lol, whatever floats your boat hey ........ I feel sorry for people who can't just comment on stuff because they think it makes them unmacho :rolleyes:
 
ocleroux said:
BakerBoi?
Howzzit MickeyMoose :-) You have no input on this topic? :-)
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Been there done that... have been lurking in the thread. I just shake my (ummmm) head at some of the posts; some Life Orientation classes are required here.

You just have to pick the right moments; choose the wrong one and you could end up like John Bobbitt!!!
 
Cant believe I forgot about this.

Me and a friend of mine were sitting in his garden on a very hot summers day having ice cold beers. Next thing he took a big sluk of beer and then me into his mouth. It was a very odd, but great sensation. Ice cold but with a tingling sensation with the bubbled. It was really nice. Maybe you guys should try that with your girls and see if you like it. :-)
 
For a minute I thought you were saying that I should pour the beer up.....no, let's not go there!
My wife does not drink beer - at all. Maybe we'll experiment with some bubbly.... but I detect a Bobbitt moment!
 
MickeyD said:
For a minute I thought you were saying that I should pour the beer up.....no, let's not go there!
My wife does not drink beer - at all. Maybe we'll experiment with some bubbly.... but I detect a Bobbitt moment!
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haha. No...dont think that is safe to pour the beer.......

Ja...use some champagne or some other bubbly beverage. It is a very interesting sensation. Sure she will enjoy it too. :-)
 
For some reason while I was reading through this thread I recall someone saying that the best sex you can ever have is that just before your having sex pop an ecstasy tablet in the girls anus...and the effect takes place immediately...but there is a 50/50 chance where it end up as the craziest sex ever or the girl might end up crying mumbling on about her relationship with her mother :erm:

Ummm...just don't know how I got thinking about that story again...but I would not recommend such actions.
[-]I just wonder who said it?[/-]
Edit: Now I recall who said, Boosie. Damn WSHH, so much mindless stuff there (but addictive to watch) no wonder I stopped going to that site
 
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I wonder how that would work, ok wait wait let me stick this here pill up your anus babe. Ok go for it.

Besides she will have to sit there squeezing her cheeks while it burns her anus and possibly causes diarrhea
 
Pills up the bum? That's a little drastic. Drunk sex is wild, passionate sex is great... but pill up the bum sex? No thanks...
 
ocleroux said:
As long as you keep your head and remain safe :-)

Datura....I just want to say that I do not think you shoud try my bubbly BJ idea. Would hate for you to rust up! hehe.
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Haha! Dude, I have to get someone to do that to me now. Sounds well wicked. Sunny Saturday FizzJob FTW!
 
Datura said:
Haha! Dude, I have to get someone to do that to me now. Sounds well wicked. Sunny Saturday FizzJob FTW!
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Ahhh well done! That is such a cool name for it! FIZZJOB! mwhahahaha. You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen! mybb is the official site where the "FizzJob" was born! :-)
 
ocleroux said:
Ahhh well done! That is such a cool name for it! FIZZJOB! mwhahahaha. You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen! mybb is the official site where the "FizzJob" was born! :-)
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FizzJobs and GingerWobblePronz.

Not well hahahaha
 
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