How to be a BMW driver

Foxhound5366

Foxhound5366

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This seems pretty close to the mark. If you're a BMW driver, how many of these techniques have you perfected?

[video=youtube_share;XKH5Gd92k74]https://youtu.be/XKH5Gd92k74[/video]
 
This guy!

Coincidence though I just came across this by the same CT Team

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I think BMW drivers are needlessly sh#t on. If you ask me I would say the worst drivers are Toyota Corolla drives and those with number plate CA_________
 
ngwe23 said:
I think BMW drivers are needlessly sh#t on. If you ask me I would say the worst drivers are Toyota Corolla drives and those with number plate CA_________
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If you were familiar with Cape Town traffic, you'd know that CA numberplates pale in comparison to CY numberplates ... the prowlers of the northern suburbs, where traffic department tests must be remarkably lax.
 
Foxhound5366 said:
If you were familiar with Cape Town traffic, you'd know that CA numberplates pale in comparison to CY numberplates ... the prowlers of the northern suburbs, where traffic department tests must be remarkably lax.
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Yeah those parow arrows are deadly
 
Hilux/Fortuna and Amarok drivers have taken over from BMW, especially the cnuts in Fortuna's.
 
Can attest to this.

Yesterday while a few hundred meter away from reaching the main entrance to my Estate, an impatient bmw driver decided to overtake me as me driving 90km/h is deemed too slow.
Turns out he lives in the same estate as me.

Hope he was happy that he managed to beat me to it by around 10 seconds or so.

Oh but I managed to enter the estate quicker than him . Once we were both in, he was the one behind me.
 
Curious_Al said:
Can attest to this.

Yesterday while a few hundred meter away from reaching the main entrance to my Estate, an impatient bmw driver decided to overtake me as me driving 90km/h is deemed too slow.
Turns out he lives in the same estate as me.

Hope he was happy that he managed to beat me to it by around 10 seconds or so.

Oh but I managed to enter the estate quicker than him . Once we were both in, he was the one behind me.
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Sorry, I needed to wee.
 
Can just imagine all BMW drivers listening to this on repeat as they're psyching themselves up for the drive


**EDIT**
I will admit I haz a BMW... and I do sometimes listen to that toon when I are on the freeway and getting agro with slow ass drivers :P
 
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ToxicBunny said:
Can just imagine all BMW drivers listening to this on repeat as they're psyching themselves up for the drive


**EDIT**
I will admit I haz a BMW... and I do sometimes listen to that toon when I are on the freeway and getting agro with slow ass drivers :p
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The audio version of the BMW one-finger salute.
 
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