How to be a BMW driver

Can just imagine all BMW drivers listening to this on repeat as they're psyching themselves up for the drive


**EDIT**
I will admit I haz a BMW... and I do sometimes listen to that toon when I are on the freeway and getting agro with slow ass drivers :p
I have a wannabe BMW, and I too want slower traffic to move over.

Funny with my big black Frenchie if you came up fast from behind people moved over - and fast.
 
I have a wannabe BMW, and I too want slower traffic to move over.

Funny with my big black Frenchie if you came up fast from behind people moved over - and fast.
I just cruise in my FiST and people move over. Kinda awkward tbh
 
Only time I go faster(non bmw driver) is to more quickly & briefly get out of the way (lane switch, gap coming) for an impending disaster.

Driving faster (just because you are the man) because you being chased by a speedster never ends well and it’s more fun watching crap go down.
 
I think BMW drivers are needlessly sh#t on. If you ask me I would say the worst drivers are Toyota Corolla drives and those with number plate CA_________

Well it’s more like any pricey or new model on the road in Cpt and most places. If it’s sports like, grap your popcorn and hope it’s the day gets entertaining.
 
BMW drivers tend to be philanthropists and hard working members of the community.

GTI and ST drivers are a new breed of bad.
 
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