MagicDude4Eva
Banned
Are you perennially accepted with open arms wherever you go? Do you always find a place by the fire and a nice pair of comfy slippers waiting for you? Tiresome, isn't it?
I bet you'd just love to take those slippers and hurl them into the fire - so that someone, anyone, would cast you into exile for once, just to show that they don't care. I mean, all the really cool people get banned all the time, so why not you? Is there something wrong with you maybe? Were you, per chance, stamped with accepted at birth?
Welcome to this informative yet non-comprehensive instructional guide to getting the door slammed on your ass as you are unceremoniously thrown to the street like the gutter-feeding, petty-whining, ass-vomiting tripe bucket that everyone else knows you are, but sadly, you do not.
Are you ready? Then we'll begin. You will know it is time to turn the page when Tinkerbell rings her little bell, like this: (ban-ning!)
Ban Tips for Beginner Users
I bet you'd just love to take those slippers and hurl them into the fire - so that someone, anyone, would cast you into exile for once, just to show that they don't care. I mean, all the really cool people get banned all the time, so why not you? Is there something wrong with you maybe? Were you, per chance, stamped with accepted at birth?
Welcome to this informative yet non-comprehensive instructional guide to getting the door slammed on your ass as you are unceremoniously thrown to the street like the gutter-feeding, petty-whining, ass-vomiting tripe bucket that everyone else knows you are, but sadly, you do not.
Are you ready? Then we'll begin. You will know it is time to turn the page when Tinkerbell rings her little bell, like this: (ban-ning!)
Ban Tips for Beginner Users
- Write a post "How to: Getting Banned"
- Write some random **** into threads
- Keep re-creating a post/thread that an admin keeps deleting.
- Write a nasty PM to the admin that keeps deleting your "post/thread".
- Complain to other admins that an admin keeps deleting your "post/rhead".
- Create the thread for your "thread" that three different admins have deleted, asking why it is being deleted.
- Write Chuck Norris facts. Anywhere.
- Create an army of sockpuppets with names like "(Admin's name) has a (synonym for small) (body part)" or "I have a (synonym for large) (body part)." This will probably get you banned and deleted quicker than the other methods.
- Create multiple forum topics declaring your greatness in ALL CAPS!!!
- Send poorly written hatemail to admins
- Make long rants about how one post would make people go on violent killing sprees.
- Goatse. 'Nuff said.
- Type excessively in ALL CAPS on a forum until an admin blocks you for "yelling".
- Chant "FU <insert admin here>" all the time, everywhere
- Tell the Admins they're f***ing sadists. Even if they are you can't say so.
- Stop a numbered list and start at one again.
- .uʍop ǝpısdn buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʇıɹʍ
- ʍɹıʇǝ ǝʌǝɹʎʇɥıub qɐɔʞʍɐɹps ɐup ndsıpǝpoʍu.
- Write everything in rot13
- Write long political rants or complaints on voting-/competition-threads.
- Complain to an admin that s/he's stupid (a coward, a jerkass, a dick, etc.), and is ruining threads, or otherwise "has no right" to do whatever it is that they did.
- Annoy an admin until he/she decides to ban you.
- Link every word in a post to your profile-page.
- Create an account where the password is revealed in the user name, so any vandal can take contol of it and vandalise. Bonus: you don't have to do any of the work, someone else will get the account banned for you.
- Question why an admin. would ban him/herself.
- Write long political rants or complaints on every thread you visit.
- Advise an admin on how to do their job, especially if they've been an admin longer than you've been a user.
- Write this to win something.
- Post a link to "How to get Arrested"
