How to use shower gel

[MickeyD]

but I like pears!
does it have a happy ending or does it result in violence?

Depends on whether you were invited or not...

 

[ChocolateBadger]

but I like pears!
does it have a happy ending or does it result in violence?

Depends...might not be violent but it could look like a murder happened :erm::twisted:

 

[Zenbaas]

Heard the other day on the radio, we men need to apply baby oil after shower. I am still wondering how to do it.

According to?

 

[WaxLyrical]

Gel doesn't get soapy enough to justify its use. Its more like applying cream or lubricant....

 

[Ockie]

crotch... and then it all goes pear-shaped!

but I like pears!
does it have a happy ending or does it result in violence?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Depends on whether you were invited or not...

I`l invite myself

Depends...might not be violent but it could look like a murder happened :erm::twisted:

Gel doesn't get soapy enough to justify its use. Its more like applying cream or lubricant....

Thats what I`m wondering about...

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The sky is falling!!

 

[DominionZA]

Gel doesn't get soapy enough to justify its use. Its more like applying cream or lubricant....

That's what the shower sponge is for. Way more soapy than soap.

 

[Garson007]

How about neither?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

How about neither?

then what?

Anyway shower gel is awesome!!
smells great and theres no soap to drop

foam isn`t as thick as soap though,and my skin is quite dry afterwards

 

[Ockie]

smells great and theres no soap to drop

/amazed at "dropping the soap phobia" experienced by straighties . Makes me feel kinda sad actually.

 

[Grubscrew]

Shower gel is awesome because it generally smells way better than soap, but it is a bit of a waste of money.

Not really, my 500ml Radox Shower gel outlasts 3 x 200g Palm Olive Soaps.

 

[Zenbaas]

/amazed at "dropping the soap phobia" experienced by straighties . Makes me feel kinda sad actually.

It's a joke Ockie.... Chillax That said I hate dropping the soap as well... It's like catching an oiled little piggy sometimes

 

[naeem]

would assume using shower gel with a bottle that has a pump handle. press down for a limited amount. Use this with my facewash and it lasts 2months or longer! Simply tipping it over and squeezing, bound to finish it within weeks

 

[DerpiesFreud]

/amazed at "dropping the soap phobia" experienced by straighties . Makes me feel kinda sad actually.

Aww
well I live in a dangerous enviroment with multiple strangers.
anal rape is a real possibility

and yeah dropping soap is really irritating,its really slippery and can fly into another stall and invite a stranger to do bad things to me

and its 750ml Radox blue thingy
also has a despenser type thing so I dont use too much.
in my shoewer I used about 5-6 dispenses

 

[Ockie]

It's a joke Ockie.... Chillax That said I hate dropping the soap as well... It's like catching an oiled little piggy sometimes

and yeah dropping soap is really irritating,its really slippery and can fly into another stall and invite a stranger to do bad things to me
s

Not sure what the abbreviation is...but something like ROFPMS i guess.

 

[Swa]

/inserts cliche: pics or it didn't happen

Heard the other day on the radio, we men need to apply baby oil after shower. I am still wondering how to do it.

Play spot the differences...

 

[Garson007]

then what?

Then nothing. Running water is pretty great.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Then nothing. Running water is pretty great.

I agree.however Showering requires me to clean myself and smell nice

 

[upup]

According to?

a pharmacist.

 

[RiaX]

a pharmacist.

well not baby oil any old lotion would do.

Still people actually need instructions for shower gel