How's Tinder these days?

Aghori said:
Yeah that's a hard "No" from me. If you are a darkchubby chaser then it's all good though. I'm still envisioning the sweaty stained armpits and drooping breasts. Imagine the smell from their smegma-encrusted snatches. Take a deep whiff - can you smell it?
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I hike with clean people
 
Is Tinder, Bumble, Grindr in any way productive, do you get good return for your invested time and energy? I have a friend who has been well rewarded through Bumble.

I just can't do the online dating thing, just doesn't feel natural for me. I have heard a story once that I am on Tinder... No, I am not on Tinder, never been.
 
Fulcrum29 said:
Speaking off, are there any groups for Suicide Gorge, nobody ever wants to do Suicide Gorge with me.
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Ive seen it come up each year during summer on groups, so yes there will be hiking groups that do that.
Ive done a few hectic ones with Randall here but just cant anymore, I am preferring the <15km a day hikes now
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Fulcrum29 said:
Is Tinder, Bumble, Grindr in any way productive, do you get good return for your invested time and energy? I have a friend who has been well rewarded through Bumble.

I just can't do the online dating thing, just doesn't feel natural for me. I have heard a story once that I am on Tinder... No, I am not on Tinder, never been.
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Unless you look like Chris Evans etc. Don't bother.
 
Aghori said:
Tinder is a cesspool of desperate fat chicks, ugly chicks, divorced women, chicks who want your money and beta boys.

If you want to date or ****, go to church and pick the quietest looking woman there.
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There was a hint of whine in the unattractive male member of the species
 
randomcat said:
Rather join a hiking group. At least you will build your stamina and she can tighten up also. Find a small group though. Bigger groups are harder to navigate. Tinder has been a disappointment. The women tend to be immature and it's hard to get a conversation going.
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Said the other unattractive male
 
saor said:
So while I might not offer her my seat, I'd still like to get a drink with her. Social circle kind of shrunk the last year or two and I've got enough going on that I don't really feel like joining a hiking group or whatever it is to meet people. Figured give Tinder a go.

Are there normal people on there or is it just a bunch of @Ninja'd crazies?

Any tips? Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?
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I've had moderate success on tinder, there are genuine dolls with no hidden intentions and looks spanning the whole spectrum from 1 to 9, never seen a 10 on tinder.
Okay so tips:
Make your profile bio short and nonchalant. "Civil engineer
I do stuff and I do things"
Take atleast 3 profile pics, but not more than 7.
Take the photos using your friends flagship.
Have photos of you doing fun ****....like hiking.
Include a photo of you in a group, that could pass as your friends.
Have a photo with your dog, even if you don't have a dog, she don't know.
Don't start a conversation with "hey"
Be direct, the feminine responds to the masculine if you're "man" about it.
Don't chat for too long, the longer you stay on chat the longer she's swipped right on a guy who knows what he's doing.
You end up seeing this person face to face so don't say you're 6ft when you're 5.4ft.
 
Tiktok seems like a good place to connect to women. I joined less than a .month ago and already have almost 90 female followers.
 
Sometimes I just like tinder to get the nude pics, like porn is free but amateurs take requests for poses.
 
It's full of money-hungry dirty fat people, and desperate cuckolded men.
 
Muiskas said:
It's full of money-hungry dirty fat people, and desperate cuckolded men.
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Maybe. I remember when I first registered (2016) on the app I was getting matches with several early 20 somethings , the last time I tried it 2018 I was only matching up with 30 somethings. They had just started to monetize the app so that had something to do with it. Basically kept the exact same profile pics between the the 2 periods using the app.
 
Crayons said:
You can spot the fatties when they only post face shots, then you see them and you realize it was a full picture, it's just their face that can fit on the screen because they're so big.
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