Apologies to the OP as we are sort of taking this of topic... but I am all for features if it does all of them well. Why not? Why settle for one thing if you can get all in one. And yes I hear what you are saying about it not doing any of them well but let me use my N95, soon to be N82, as an example.
With Garmin XT loaded it works as well as a standalone Garmin Nuvi unit or other GPS device.
The camera is often reviewed and shown to be as good as most point and shoot digital cameras on the market today. In fact I post photos online and people often ask what camera I am using because of the results.
The music player is perfect for my needs and in fact after using my gfs iPod I cannot tell much difference.
I recently recorded some video footage and played it back on my TV. It was definitely DVD quality as advertised.
And this is besides all the other little bells and whistles I have occasion to use. Now why would I not choose a phone such as this instead of buying a GPS unit, a camcorder, a digital camera and an MP3 player?!? This one unit performs all those functions perfectly!
EDIT : And why would I choose an iPhone? What does it do that my current phone can't? And this is a genuine question as I think I must be missing something. And I am aware of the touch screen and it is cool but not top of my priority list. in fact someone at work the other day had a touch screen and when I put it to my ear i inadvertently pushed some buttons!