I Feel Violated! ~ A Big Black........

Swa said:
:erm: Not letting ANY man put his finger up my arse or touch my junk.
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Why are you making a medical procedure into something sexual? It's like saying you wouldn't let a man perform mouth-mouth resuscitation on you.
 
Okes! Had my first tablet last night...first tablet..... And the first time in two years I slept a solid eight hours without being woken by my prostate to go for a piss that was'nt coming out.....

This medication also has a dual effect and lowers blood pressure......
 
Swa said:
:erm: Not letting ANY man put his finger up my arse or touch my junk.
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I use to think the same thing, but for less than one minutes discomfort, you get a year's worth of peaceful mind....

There was a chap in the waiting room before my intrusion, his wife is a medical nurse and he was lamenting the fact that he tried to get all the old guys in his workshop to come along to get checked, they all laughed him off.......... I know I will be going back next year....
 
Lupus said:
Yup that's retrograde ejaculation, doesn't happen to everyone on the stuff. Also your mood might change and you might get a hectic stuffy nose.
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My wife once had a stuffy nose after I ejaculated....but that is a different story altogether.
 
daniellgr said:
So what are the tablets he has prescribed for you?
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Sorry, It was not the one's I quoted earlier.... I see it's called carzinXL 4mg S3 ....

I'm gonna see how they run with beer this afternoon........ the leaflet that came with it said I might experience strange places and thoughts, Oh! Lordy, depression also...... should be a blast! :whistle:
 
abzo said:
Why are you making a medical procedure into something sexual? It's like saying you wouldn't let a man perform mouth-mouth resuscitation on you.
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I'll just ignore this ignorance...
 
best practise depending on how enlarged your prostate is, is dual therapy.

do some homework - can help to delay / prevent surgery...
 
So I was in the Cape a few days back and found me a brand new sparkling urologist !

What a difference compared to the Ghanaian bloke a year ago.....

I first pissed into a bucket, over a liter of golden brown fluid..... I was feeling mighty impressed with my capacity, "Years of beer drinking taught me how to hold that there Doc!", the Moose gloated to the doctor.....

.... then he ultra'd something on my prostate, before having a poke around my kidneys, whistled and said, "Moose, you're fine..."

"Wow!", I thought "how professional, how things have changed, modern medicine and all....."

The he told me to bend and face the wall...... :wtf:

"Woah! , Do we really have to do this?" , I pleaded..... "I almost knocked the last bloke through the wall" ......

He replied, without dropping a smile, "Don't worry, I have a small finger"

and before I could think about all you gay okes out here on MyBB , he was finished......

:D

I was impressed..... not at all what I expected, no trauma, no pain, no humiliation at all....

He then told me the meds I had been prescribed by the Ghanaian doc were old tech and prescribed me more modern stuff...

"No need for surgery at this stage, take your meds and look after yourself......" he concluded before sending me off for PSA's

So every year, at my tender age, I will head off to the doc with the small finger and do what all you okes at this age should be doing....

The Peace of mind I have sitting up here in the bush, worth all that intrusion!

:D
 
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Just don't get internal thrombosed haemorrhoids. A finger up your nought is just pure agony. My doc is still recovering in intensive care when I had to face the wall.
Jokes aside go for your check up lads.
Glad you healed Morty.
 
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