Mortymoose
Honorary Master
Yep! So my aging lifestyle has come down to this dark moment in my life.
A few hours ago, a big black okie from Nigeria, stuck his finger up my arse...
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
For the last two years I have been putting it of, For the last two years, Google was my friend, nay , my mentor, my confident....
Living out here in the middle of nowhere has it's drawbacks, no proper medical facilities, but once very few months specialist fly in to assist the local but remote populace....
I had suspected that for the last two years, my prostate might have been enlarged.... coz, Google said so....
A year ago, I went for a blood test with my Local Doc, the Legendary Doctor Doppies, my PSA's came back clear..... no worries.... I soldiered on.....
A week ago, I was awoken by the pain, the endless sitting on the toilet with nothing to piss about....
The pain would remain whilst I lay down , but once I got out of bed in the morning, the dull pain would cease....
Today, He called me in, lay me down on a bed, played with balls and other pieces, then told me to roll over and face the wall whilst he lubricated his middle finger.....
FeckKKKKKKKKKKKKK! You okies that are into that shyte, I take my hat off, not my forte...... but to my utmost relief, it was over within the minute......
Conclusion, Google was right and I am getting some new tablets that will help to reduce the swelling of my prostate....
As for the drinking of beer? , I was told ... "Carry on, it helps reduce the chances of kidney stones at your age!" , "Just remember if you drink beer late into the evening, your prostate will feel irritated...."
Guess the Moose is gonna start drinking in the morning now....
Okes, Once you past the tender age of 45.....I cannot stress the importance of going for this yearly checkup..... It can save your life......
A local guy in my town was not so lucky, age of 56, diagnosed by the same doc yesterday with aggressive Prostate Cancer...
As for the Doc, magic guy, I was highly impressed..... he has just emigrated to Namibia from practicing the last twp decades in the UK!
A few hours ago, a big black okie from Nigeria, stuck his finger up my arse...
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
For the last two years I have been putting it of, For the last two years, Google was my friend, nay , my mentor, my confident....
Living out here in the middle of nowhere has it's drawbacks, no proper medical facilities, but once very few months specialist fly in to assist the local but remote populace....
I had suspected that for the last two years, my prostate might have been enlarged.... coz, Google said so....
A year ago, I went for a blood test with my Local Doc, the Legendary Doctor Doppies, my PSA's came back clear..... no worries.... I soldiered on.....
A week ago, I was awoken by the pain, the endless sitting on the toilet with nothing to piss about....
The pain would remain whilst I lay down , but once I got out of bed in the morning, the dull pain would cease....
Today, He called me in, lay me down on a bed, played with balls and other pieces, then told me to roll over and face the wall whilst he lubricated his middle finger.....
FeckKKKKKKKKKKKKK! You okies that are into that shyte, I take my hat off, not my forte...... but to my utmost relief, it was over within the minute......
Conclusion, Google was right and I am getting some new tablets that will help to reduce the swelling of my prostate....
As for the drinking of beer? , I was told ... "Carry on, it helps reduce the chances of kidney stones at your age!" , "Just remember if you drink beer late into the evening, your prostate will feel irritated...."
Guess the Moose is gonna start drinking in the morning now....
Okes, Once you past the tender age of 45.....I cannot stress the importance of going for this yearly checkup..... It can save your life......
A local guy in my town was not so lucky, age of 56, diagnosed by the same doc yesterday with aggressive Prostate Cancer...
As for the Doc, magic guy, I was highly impressed..... he has just emigrated to Namibia from practicing the last twp decades in the UK!
