I love you...

[Veroland]

/me superkicks vero in the head

/makes of with pee device

me have to sit on toilet like Nicollete now do wee wee

 

[Voicysaurous]

Quick!

Hit her in the panty

 

[SYNERGY]

FFS gdiza, just use one account at a time, please!!!

: puke :

 

[Veroland]

From Nicolette: Hey honey buns, I will forgive you if you promise never to that with my brother again

 

[Voicysaurous]

From Nicolette: Hey honey buns, I will forgive you if you promise never to that with my brother again

From Honey buns: My dearest Nicolette, it's only gay if you make eye contact.

 

[Veroland]

Quick!

Hit her in the pantry

If she's hot I'll hit her anywhere in the whole house

 

[Veroland]

From Honey buns: My dearest Nicolette, it's only gay if you make eye contact.

From Nicolette: Yes I know honey buns, but you were looking my farther right in the eye the whole time

 

[Voicysaurous]

If she's hot I'll hit her anywhere in the whole house

If she's NOT, you can pretend to propose to her ... go down on one knee and then headbutt her in the ovaries

 

[Voicysaurous]

From Nicolette: Yes I know honey buns, but you were looking my farther right in the eye the whole time

From honey buns: Yes my love, but he was giving me a dutch rudder, which is technically not gay - since I'm holding my own johnson while he's moving my arm.

Please baby, I love you

 

[superB]

Maybe not, maybe nicolette will find this very romantic and he will get screwed something crazy tnite , or she will think this is corniest worst thing a man could ever do

Hey anyone care to guess who nicolette may be? SUPERB is my guess

wtf did I get dragged into this

Plus nothing apples like an eskimo hammock.

 

[drew137]

From honey buns: Yes my love, but he was giving me a dutch rudder, which is technically not gay - since I'm holding my own johnson while he's moving my arm.

Please baby, I love you

Nightmares!

 

[pete]

wtf did I get dragged into this

Plus nothing apples like an eskimo hammock.

I'm sorry??

 

[SYNERGY]

Mod Note: Thread moved to Health,EWealth,MLeisureOand Relationships Section.

Dude thats classic!

 

[AvatarS]

I'm a girl. The first post would make me cringe, and run in the other direction.
Guys, take note. Women do not find begging attractive.

Just give us expensive jewellery.

 

[Pooky]

Well done. Completely making an idiot of yourself. Glad to know that i don't have to argue with you. You show everybody on your own that you are immature and pathetic.

I think it's rather immature to post love letters on the internet. There is something called a telephone.

 

[Oculate]

Just give us expensive jewellery.

Or shoe shopping vouchers

 

[pete]

I think it's rather immature to post love letters on the internet. There is something called a telephone.

Forget the telephone, there's skywriting and, um... the goodyear blimp...

 

[Veroland]

Or shoe shopping vouchers

NNOOOO, DO NOT MENTION SHOES ON ANY THREAD MY WIFE MIGHT READ, SHE HAS ENOUGH!

 

[pete]

What did you think was going to happen?

Obviously, he thought he'd get tons of 'oooh's and 'aaah's, kinda like you'd get if you posted this on my forum...

 

[Veroland]

Forget the telephone, there's skywriting and, um... the goodyear blimp...

I heard it's her off weekend