I`m being hijacked

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So there`s this girl in my statistics class.
And all I can say is wow to the point where all statistics evaporate from my brain :(
So using my advanced stalking capability I found her details and DERP
She went to school with my sister...
My sister acknowledges her existence but not the degree of their relationship.

Anyway I can`t think straight
I can`t cut her off
I probably shouldn`t ask her out either well not yet at least.

Is there anyway I can get rid of this feeling before I fail stats :erm:
Previous experience says no unless I confess.
Perhaps some Buddhist meditation/violent movies?

I feel like a teenager again
myBB
the best place to get love advice. :D
 
Is there a disproportionate number of males to females in your class?
 
Kinda 55 males 45 females
but all the other males are nerdy weaklings
and I am a fission reactor.
That's not disproportional. Thought I could use a lack of choice explanation.

Force yourself to sit in the front row instead of perving at the back. You can focus on work and she can have a view of you and if she likes you she will show interest
 
I'm afraid we require pictures before a sound conclusive plan of action can be formatted and executed.
 
I remember what the dude in the movie "there is something about marry" suggested helps with such..
 
That's not disproportional. Thought I could use a lack of choice explanation.

Force yourself to sit in the front row instead of perving at the back. You can focus on work and she can have a view of you and if she likes you she will show interest
lol there are plenty of fishies in the sea but only one fishie
She was sitting behind me.
I'm afraid we require pictures before a sound conclusive plan of action can be formatted and executed.
I require pictures before I can process anything further

I remember what the dude in the movie "there is something about marry" suggested helps with such..
Perhaps
Right now I`m stalling due to lack of information but my brain refuses do accept this fact and is attempting to create more information from existing information
Its like trying to stop a 747 from crashing into the ground (its inevitable,be it by landing or otherwise)

Pics... of both
both? both who?
me and her?
why would you want pics of her??

You already inlove? Well this will bomb
my failed attempt at extrapolation has leaked my interest to my sister
she says probability is in my favor and stuff will happen if I initiate
 
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Go greet her.

You won't get to know her by just using social networks and what not to farm information.

The last thing you want to do is regret it. Maybe she's nice, maybe she's not.

Either way, it will leave you with peace of mind and you'll be able to study/focus in class.
 
all you need is a swift kick in the balls. I'm happy to provide these services for free
 
Go greet her.

You won't get to know her by just using social networks and what not to farm information.

The last thing you want to do is regret it. Maybe she's nice, maybe she's not.

Either way, it will leave you with peace of mind and you'll be able to study/focus in class.
Yep As per previous instances I need to do something.
all you need is a swift kick in the balls. I'm happy to provide these services for free
Cool basket balls?tennis balls?bucky balls?
I only have testicles
 
bag, ballocks, balls, basket, family jewels, genitals, gonads, meat, nuts, penis, phallus, private parts, privates, privy parts, reproductive organs, rocks, scrotum, secondary sex characteristic, sex organs, spermary, testes, uterus, vagina, womb.... whatever you want to call it. I'll kick it.
 
nukefission said:
So there`s this girl in my statistics class.
And all I can say is wow to the point where all statistics evaporate from my brain :(
So using my advanced stalking capability I found her details and DERP
She went to school with my sister...
My sister acknowledges her existence but not the degree of their relationship.

Anyway I can`t think straight
I can`t cut her off
I probably shouldn`t ask her out either well not yet at least.

Is there anyway I can get rid of this feeling before I fail stats :erm:
Previous experience says no unless I confess.
Perhaps some Buddhist meditation/violent movies?

I feel like a teenager again
myBB
the best place to get love advice. :D

You probably should ask her out before you miss the chance of doing so. Nothing comes from waiting. Life is too short to have regrets. Rather go for it and she says no, than never knowing.
 
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