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marco

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Got home from work tonight and my wife has female pals over. I want to drink beer but they are snobbish so what now. Whatever I do I don't get noticed.
1) Do I have one anyway?
2) Do I carry on with this post and leave the beer?
3) Do I be a nuisance and fart or burp loudly?
4) They are behind my back so should I stand up and scratch my bum?
Please help. I want a beer.
 
gregmcc

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Jonny Two Shoes said:
Is it your house? :p

Edit: You need to watch some Eddie Murphie stand ups :)
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LOL! Hey boy...you look might cute in those jeans. Come over here and I'll <censored> in the <censored> :D


Drink away. Nothing should stop you from having a beer!
 
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Magnarmalok

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Stop drinking go on a diet+gym and make your wife's friends eye you then she will get angry at them and stop inviting them and you can have more time.

Problems solved.
I recommend you read "body for life" get the book in store for R99
 
RazedInBlack

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marco said:
Got home from work tonight and my wife has female pals over. I want to drink beer but they are snobbish so what now. Whatever I do I don't get noticed.
1) Do I have one anyway?
2) Do I carry on with this post and leave the beer?
3) Do I be a nuisance and fart or burp loudly?
4) They are behind my back so should I stand up and scratch my bum?
Please help. I want a beer.
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Whats the problem? You can do all this . . . at the same time. Multitasking is the order of the day!
 
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Waaib

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marco said:
Got home from work tonight and my wife has female pals over. I want to drink beer but they are snobbish so what now. Whatever I do I don't get noticed.
1) Do I have one anyway?
2) Do I carry on with this post and leave the beer?
3) Do I be a nuisance and fart or burp loudly?
4) They are behind my back so should I stand up and scratch my bum?
Please help. I want a beer.
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What's all this about? You want to be noticed? They are hogging the beers?
 
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killadoob

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Why can you not just go get a beer? even the most snobbish of people drink beer, unless your pulling out a black label you should not have a problem :p
 
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marco said:
Got home from work tonight and my wife has female pals over. I want to drink beer but they are snobbish so what now. Whatever I do I don't get noticed.
1) Do I have one anyway?
2) Do I carry on with this post and leave the beer?
3) Do I be a nuisance and fart or burp loudly?
4) They are behind my back so should I stand up and scratch my bum?
Please help. I want a beer.
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Go ahead, have two :)

Jonny Two Shoes said:
Is it your house? :p

Edit: You need to watch some Eddie Murphie stand ups :)
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Mmfufu!

Picard said:
Beer is manly. Snobbish women want manly men. Drink beer.
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+1 Drink two beers at the same time.
 
mercurial

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With all your previous supernatural threads, the title of this one had me confused until I opened it.
 
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Magnarmalok

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Why don't you go drink the beer behind a corner be"skelm" your a south-African.
Does your wife control your life?
 
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Right:

1) Get beerS
2) Down first one and belch really loud (don't forget the ahhhhh)
3) Scratch your bum but fart as you do, and catch it in your hand. Pass fart around to wifes pals... that should get their attention (snobs or snot).
 
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