I think I am dead again.

[marco]

I did sneak some smellies and I got noticed. So I am not dead. As I pulled myself up to get my beer, I farted by accident.
My wife and I are alone here now.

 

[waynegohl]

soon we will hear you are alone there now and the misses has moved to her friends.

 

[Sackboy]

Your wifey has probably told all her friends what you are like and they're waiting to see if you confirm it.

 

[marco]

Wow. I did not think about it that way. Maybe you right. Well I never!!!

 

[mercurial]

Or maybe she knows that you're thinking this and double-bluffing you

 

[marco]

I don't think so. She thinks I am dead. I'm sure.

 

[DJ...]

Drink away. And if any of her friends are decent looking then be sure to get your wife and the friends sozzled as well, and hope for the best...

 

[Magnarmalok]

Dump het and get a new wife point.

 

[Jonny Two Shoes]

Stop drinking go on a diet+gym and make your wife's friends eye you then she will get angry at them and stop inviting them and you can have more time.

Problems solved.
I recommend you read "body for life" get the book in store for R99

It's a good book but in the end I couldn't do the whole writing everything down thing and being all maticulous(sp?) about my workout :/

 

[Jewelbox]

Why did you want to be noticed? Just do what you like to do and ignore the rest!

 

[marco]

Jase wins hands down here. Catching the fart in your hand and passing it around for them to smell made my wife and kids rolling with laughter.

 

[waynegohl]

Jase wins hands down here. Catching the fart in your hand and passing it around for them to smell made my wife and kids rolling with laughter.

try lighting the fart next, you will be rolling around on the floor trying to put the flames out.

 

[Sackboy]

I don't think so. She thinks I am dead. I'm sure.

Dead people smell too.

 

[marco]

So do old sacks.