Dear anti-competitive operators in the communications industry
We, your faithful servants at ICASA would like to give you the following good news:
- We will be giving you ample warning before we move against your excessive profiteering and market strangling, we will call it: Pre-action public consultation.
- We will fully outline our strategy against you so that you can begin to gather your legal teams together to recommend ways to change your product offerings to bypass our efforts, we will call the outline: New regulatory aspects outline.
- We will also force ourselves to pre warn you regarding the exact nature of the information that we shall require from you, this will be called: Competitive equity sector information request definition.
We trust that you find our compliance with your needs to make excessive profit acceptable as per usual.
Faithfully yours
Lapdog ICASA
P.S. Be warned that "third force" agents are at play which may lead to our ineptness at doing anything useful being exposed. These "third force" agents will probably simply enact existing legislation that completely destroys your ability to hide facts from the public. Without our protection, this "third force" will surely cause a personal loss of profit to your already substantially padded pockets. Therefore, please accept this as a reminder that your continued support of our existence is essential and expected.