Ideal penis size?

[Pineapple Smurf]

They make blue pills for people like you.

Fine
Lemme pop a blue pill and get my measuring tape out
Hang ten

 

[epah]

Fine
Lemme pop a blue pill and get my measuring tape out
Hang ten

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You do realise he is a Bottom doing the cowboy? Are you telling us something here. I thought @I.am.Sam was the only Bottom on the forum.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

You do realise he is a Bottom doing the cowboy? Are you telling us something here. I thought @I.am.Sam was the only Bottom on the forum.

I don't judge
Even @Ockie also swings both ways

 

[Tabac]

You do realise he is a Bottom doing the cowboy? Are you telling us something here. I thought @I.am.Sam was the only Bottom on the forum.

What ? Is that a new position ?

 

[epah]

What ? Is that a new position ?

Nope. Just a woke new name, you old skools call it “Woman on top”

 

[bwana]

Fine
Lemme pop a blue pill and get my measuring tape out
Hang ten

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Fitting the corners of a fitted sheet.

 

[Tabac]

Nope. Just a woke new name, you old skools call it “Woman on top”

Doesn't make sense.

 

[Jan van Riebeeckstad]

@purple face got that BDE

 

[epah]

Doesn't make sense.

Well you need to have sex to understand it.. Won’t make sense to virgins.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

I was about to kill myself when I saw they measured in cm and not inches.

 

[r00igev@@r]

Forget about penis size but I always wondered about the people in Slaapstad because when I take a dump there my balls hit the water. Is that because of an altitude problem or do they just like dipping them?

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Forget about penis size but I always wondered about the people in Slaapstad as when I take a dump there my balls hit the water. Is that because of an altitude problem or do they just like dipping them?

Have you considered getting your testicles shortend? Or just not hanging fishing weights off of them?

 

[copacetic]

 

[Bliksis]

Personal experience?

Personal opinion based on experience and possibly biased remarks from receptacles (probably a bit of pity thrown in as well, but I don't take that to heart).

Lol

 

[r00igev@@r]

Have you considered getting your testicles shortend? Or just not hanging fishing weights off of them?

Will Discovery pay to have my testicles shortened?

 

[Moosedrool]

I’m pretty happy with mine.

 

[Moto Guzzi]

Well on the one hand it seems old ladies look at the plumber's shoe size maybe nr 12-15 and up, at least he not fall over if his blood pressure drops.
Now in nature it works like this: If you take a budgie, let it loose in your house and look at how it move its wings uncut. Now you cut the wings short, and throw it up in the air, it flies at very high frequency, so guys with nr6 & less shoes should probably not worry too much, Nature assure ballance, a 6V starter at 24Volts sounds way better..

 

[Thugscub]

"Stand back I don't know how big its gonna get."

 

[Polymathic]

It's winter not ideal Penis measuring weather

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Will Discovery pay to have my testicles shortened?

Sure. I can recommend Dr. Cutchaballsoff.