If your partner cheated on you...

Killove said:
:eek:

remind me never to sleep with your wife..

So I take it everything you and your wife do, you do together? :p
i.e you order a sandwich, she orders a sandwich.. you see a movie, she see's a movie.. she has sex with a man, you have sex with the same man..

:D
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What scares me......

You make it sound like a walk in the park :D :D :D :D
 
oh well, lets hope it never comes to you having to rape a man :D
 
GQ or Mens Health or similar once had an article about cheating or rather affairs. The only thing I remember from it was that all the people (guys and girls) interviewed had a comment in common which was that you should make sure the person you are cheating with has more to loose than you should the affair be discovered.
 
Pitbull said:
Get a cam corder, rape the bastard that is nailing my wife and post the video on the net. He won't be able to get over that and he'll be humilated in public.

:D

/I won't do this obviously due to very other things that act will and might cause. But damn that would be revenge of note !
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Why does no one else find this completely absurd? Getting some pleasure from the party that is so capable of giving it to your wife?
 
Where's your creativity guys? merc here goes,

I'd get some sort of metal container that would fit her and leave some space, put her in it and fill it with ice. I'd leave her in there until all the ice has melted. Then I'd make a fire under the container and bring the water to boil, literally cooking her:D.

Whislt doing this I'll be making sure that she doesn't die and will be speaking very calmly and nicely to her, something along the lines of "Is the ice cold enough honey or should I get more?"

Good thing I'm not married :p
 
Krypto said:
Where's your creativity guys? merc here goes,

I'd get some sort of metal container that would fit her and leave some space, put her in it and fill it with ice. I'd leave her in there until all the ice has melted. Then I'd make a fire under the container and bring the water to boil, literally cooking her:D.

Whislt doing this I'll be making sure that she doesn't die and will be speaking very calmly and nicely to her, something along the lines of "Is the ice cold enough honey or should I get more?"

Good thing I'm not married :p
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LMAO A bit psycho hey :eek: LOL :D
 
lcbxx said:
Ya well it should. The contract was drawn up by a lawyer and the wording is obviously a lot more complicated than how I stated it. We both signed at the clause as well before undersigning the contract, so no saying "I wasn't aware"
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If it got really nasty then proof of the infidelity would be required and that might be hard to acquire.

I understand that to the be reason why suing a guy who 'steals' your wife for damages is so difficult. It's extremely difficult to prove that the cause of the breakup was the infidelity. Slightly different to your clause though.

Why did you put it in there? It seems a bit sad to have to. No offense intended, just my impression when I read it.
 
I'm not the "Getting even" type.

There's a saying, "If a man steals your woman from you, there is no better vengance than to let him keep her"
 
Waaib said:
A friend who does a lot of couples counseling reckons that the person who cheats is actually hurt the most in the long run. They break the fidelity and so the other person doesn't have the guilt issues to deal with etc.
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What guilt issues? :confused:
 
Pitbull said:
OFC,

Just think how despicable that would be for the poor recipient :D
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yes but what about your chocolate covered member?

its one thing to drive the dirt road of someone you want but to drive it with someone you want to get even with is dirty and messy and smelly and at the end of day leaves you feeling nothing but s h i t

no man merc walk away, to make yourself feel better treat yourself to a hooker :)

also get tested if hiv if you didnt know it was on and had sex with said person after
 
I'd give her complete honesty. That will hurt enough. I have had it done to me, so I know. Not that I want to "hurt" her. But people are hurt by honesty whether you want them to be or not.

Blatantly getting back at someone only shows you care. Only shows how much control they hold over you and your actions and moods. That kind of reaction might even be why they are cheating in the first place. The best thing to do, is to show no interest in them at all, but harbor no ill will at the same time. That really stings. If you wanna be a dck, then you can always be the first one to give the "lets remain friends" speech. Not that you actually will remain friends. People say that generally to lessen their own guilt, or in this case, to be the first person to say it.
 
Waaib said:
If it got really nasty then proof of the infidelity would be required and that might be hard to acquire.

I understand that to the be reason why suing a guy who 'steals' your wife for damages is so difficult. It's extremely difficult to prove that the cause of the breakup was the infidelity. Slightly different to your clause though.

Why did you put it in there? It seems a bit sad to have to. No offense intended, just my impression when I read it.
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Well why do people get married in the first place? Seems a bit sad that they have to lol
 
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