I'm drunk!

[Datura]

Well I thought it was good.

You could drop the punchline (even make it the title) and it would still be a cool short story.

Well, thanks. Here is a pic of Gretel this morning.

 

[Datura]

 

[3WA]

Done.

 

[dabean]

Done.

I think I started drinking at 9 a.m.

Ditto!

 

[The_Ogre]

Done.

I think I started drinking at 9 a.m.

Ditto!

I've been sober for 3 days straight, but I'm glad to see you guys are still keeping the thread going

 

[bwana]

Just realised there's an "a" missing from the title.

 

[3WA]

I've been sober for 3 days straight, but I'm glad to see you guys are still keeping the thread going

It's the first time since, maybe August, that I've had some real down time. Went out for brunch and started on the brews.

 

[dabean]

Just realised there's an "a" missing from the title.

Labels are so one-dimensional.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I haven't had a sober day since last year.
Or the year before
Don't remember

 

[dabean]

It's all choices.

My wife says "Let's clean the house today!"

I say "Sounds fun!" and open a beer.

 

[The_Ogre]

Hello everybody

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

Hello everybody

you drunk again today?
well with lockdown maybe coming back, getting a headstart at least.

 

[The_Ogre]

@EMAM it was 7 full days of 24hrs each and I'm taking a breather today because I found a bottle of gin in the garage and wanted to make sure it was indeed gin because I don't trust my wife. She once replaced gin with water and I looked forward to drinking that nai all afternoon until I poured the first glass

 

[Craig_]

@EMAM it was 7 full days of 24hrs each and I'm taking a breather today because I found a bottle of gin in the garage and wanted to make sure it was indeed gin because I don't trust my wife. She once replaced gin with water and I looked forward to drinking that nai all afternoon until I poured the first glass

That reminds me that your gin is still standing in my kitchen. You on the wagon again?

 

[The_Ogre]

you drunk again today?
well with lockdown maybe coming back, getting a headstart at least.

I'm taking a break

Have you ever considered taking that Picanto of yours to a mechanic and asking him to replace that 1.0L with a Golf VR6 engine?

 

[The_Ogre]

That reminds me that your gin is still standing in my kitchen. You on the wagon again?

Accidents happen

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

I'm taking a break

Have you ever considered taking that Picanto of yours to a mechanic and asking him to replace that 1.0L with a Golf VR6 engine?

people have done mad things before,

but no, would never do that, just wont work properly,

 

[Kung Fu Porkchop]

people have done mad things before,

but no, would never do that, just wont work properly,

Cheeses. Imagine chilling next to your braai when you hear this idling up the road. You'll imagine a decent car slowly coming up and then you see that thing. It's a lekker day in Brakpan!

 

[The_Ogre]

I never used to drink spirits, but I'm finding a real liking in gin lately.

Anyway, good morning.

/in bed/glass of gin/jazz pumping in the background

 

[Mista_Mobsta]

I never used to drink spirits, but I'm finding a real liking in gin lately.

Anyway, good morning.

/in bed/glass of gin/jazz pumping in the background

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