I'm drunk!

SmuGS said:
Work for a printing company that prints newspapers and other stuff. Newspapers gets printed at night to be on the street first thing in the morning..
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You've mentioned that previously. It slipped my mind. Apologies.

You don't perhaps have some vacancies as I seem to fare better at night when the babalas kicks in. I'm tired of the telecoms industry anyway.
 
The_Donkey said:
When are you bringing my gin or should I come fetch it?
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You are welcome to come fetch it. Alternatively I might go to Wagners on Saturday morning depending on my mood and the weather and I'll come around for breakfast, please tell Laetitia I love bacon because I'm not a pig, so I want to have lots of it.
 
Rajah said:
You are welcome to come fetch it. Alternatively I might go to Wagners on Saturday morning depending on my mood and the weather and I'll come around for breakfast, please tell Laetitia I love bacon because I'm not a pig, so I want to have lots of it.
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Well if you're coming this way then rather bring it. I don't eat breakfast, but I can soak you some bacon in that gin once you bring it :thumbsup:

Also, check your WhatsApp...
 
The_Donkey said:
Well if you're coming this way then rather bring it. I don't eat breakfast, but I can soak you some bacon in that gin once you bring it :thumbsup:

Also, check your WhatsApp...
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Yeah, sorry. I'm not on my phone a lot nowadays as it's a bit busy. More on the forum than on there. If I don't reply on whatsapp just drop me a message on the forum and I'll check my phone.
 
I'm beginning to think my wife drinks in secret.

I got up now and the one garage door is standing wide open and she's gone. Luckily we live in a quiet road with sporadic foot traffic due to workers walking to a new complex being built. We don't have gates so it freaked me out when I walked past the garage.
 
The_Donkey said:
I'm beginning to think my wife drinks in secret.

I got up now and the one garage door is standing wide open and she's gone. Luckily we live in a quiet road with sporadic foot traffic due to workers walking to a new complex being build. We don't have gates so it freaked me out when I walked past the garage.
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She probably went to buy the stuff for my breakfast on Saturday morning. If you didn't tell her I'll kick you in the vagina.
 
@Papa Smurf I have a second screen where the forum is always open when I'm busy so I see messages/notifications here quickly, versus my phone that's not always on me. It's either in one of the cars, or I just don't get to it.
 
you can run web.whatsapp on your 2nd screen and your phone can be in Swaziland and it still works. You dont have to be close to it
 
Papa Smurf said:
you can run web.whatsapp on your 2nd screen and your phone can be in Swaziland and it still works. You dont have to be close to it
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Fck that, and then I have people walking by my office window and you, donkey dick or @HunterNW sends me a massive picture of a cock and it comes up just when someone walks pass? No thank you.

Two years ago I opened a message on my phone from the mybb group while sitting in a school play, just as a nosy parent was looking over my shoulder looking at the filth you people send.
 
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