I'm drunk!

[Pineapple Smurf]

You build a tolerance and an iron liver.

Back when I was a bottle of whisky a day drinker I was used to that.

Beautiful Words

 

[I.am.Sam]

so apparently the drunk is in court

will he be drunk after court ?

the question remains ...

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

so apparently the drunk is in court

will he be drunk after court ?

the question remains ...

Well I hope he didn't pass out in court coz that was yesterday morning

 

[I.am.Sam]

Well I hope he didn't pass out in court coz that was yesterday morning

so probably drunk in the toilets by the court and missed his hearing

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

so probably drunk in the toilets by the court and missed his hearing

Probably drowned in his own vomit as @The_Mowgs and I predicted a few weeks back of how his life will end

 

[I.am.Sam]

Probably drowned in his own vomit as @The_Mowgs and I predicted a few weeks back of how his life will end

perfect weather for his wife and kids to celebrate by dancing in the rain

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Last time I was drunk was last night
What booze ban?

 

[heartbroken]

Last time I was drunk was last night
What booze ban?

I am drunk right now. The booze ban can suck me. I am just worried that I won’t be able to get a chop to braai come weekend

 

[The_Mowgs]

I am drunk right now. The booze ban can suck me. I am just worried that I won’t be able to get a chop to braai come weekend

Why wont you be able to?

 

[heartbroken]

Why wont you be able to?

If the news is to believed they will be burning down malls and butcheries in town within hours. I did find a few lamb chops and 2 chickens in the fridge now, so I will probably be fine for the weekend

 

[dualmeister]

I'm getting there. Whisky kicking in. The Doors Riders on the Storm.

 

[heartbroken]

I'm getting there. Whisky kicking in. The Doors Riders on the Storm.

Awww hell, no I am back playing need for speed on a lazy Sunday afternoon

 

[6spdmanual]

Thanks @Cyril044. My favourite thread will be back to life

 

[6spdmanual]

Also, I’ve been having some from my stockpile - need to make room for some fresh liquor.

 

[Went_For_Beer]

Well now you can buy booze again and start this thread over

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

OP hasn't touched alcohol in over 3 weeks
Congrats for tidying up your life bro
Proud of you

 

[R13...]

OP hasn't touched alcohol in over 3 weeks
Congrats for tidying up your life bro
Proud of you

Well done to the man. What colour badge or something is three weeks?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Well done to the man. What colour badge or something is three weeks?

All colours matter, we dont judge here

 

[Tabac]

OP hasn't touched alcohol in over 3 weeks
Congrats for tidying up your life bro
Proud of you

*Cough* BS

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Yeah my bad. I see his wife has already changed her surname, that was quick