I'm drunk!

[6spdmanual]

Drinking all those Windhoeks was a great idea. I’m now eligible to post on this great thread once again.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Drinking all those Windhoeks was a great idea. I’m now eligible to post on this great thread once again.

Show us a tit

 

[6spdmanual]

Here’s a picture of a tit for you

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[6spdmanual]

Lmao. This whisky drinking business is an extreme sport. I’m barely hanging on.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Never drinking again

 

[R13...]

Never drinking again

Well all say that the morning of the bad hangover. You'll come crawling back.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I haven't been drunk since Friday
5 days of only been tipsy

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

@The_Ogre has been very quiet lately

 

[Dave]

@The_Ogre has been very quiet lately

Wifi not so good in jail?

 

[ShaunSA]

Wife not so good in jail?

He's re-married already?

 

[The_Mowgs]

He's re-married already?

He married that uber driver who took a kak in the veld. When they locked eyes there in the field they both knew that soon they would dock.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

He married that uber driver who took a kak in the veld. When they locked eyes there in the field they both knew that soon they would dock.

That Zimbabwean guy?

 

[Dave]

That Zimbabwean guy?

Must be honeymooning in Zim and he hasn’t got roaming on his phone.

 

[The_Ogre]

@The_Ogre has been very quiet lately

Jisis

 

[The_Ogre]

He married that uber driver who took a kak in the veld. When they locked eyes there in the field they both knew that soon they would dock.

I don't want to hear about marriage ever again! Whether to a beautiful woman like Liefie, or a man.

Tsek

 

[The_Ogre]

Jisis

Do any of you retards know what one needs to get a death certificate from Home Affairs? I need to sell my mother's car, but the Traffic Dept wants a death certificate before they will give me the COR

 

[Craig_]

Jisis

Do any of you retards know what one needs to get a death certificate from Home Affairs? I need to sell my mother's car, but the Traffic Dept wants a death certificate before they will give me the COR

Whoever organized your mom's funeral should have a copy, you need it when doing that planning. I needed to give a copy to the municipality and for a few other things as well (can't remember, it was a very chaotic time) so someone should have it.

 

[The_Ogre]

Whoever organized your mom's funeral should have a copy, you need it when doing that planning. I needed to give a copy to the municipality and for a few other things as well (can't remember, it was a very chaotic time) so someone should have it.

Cool. Thanks.

I was up in CT when my dad arranged the funeral and now he can't find the damn thing, hence me needing to get another copy.

And I need to sell this bloody car before I head back home because my tik-addict sister will sell it for R500 given half the chance.

 

[Craig_]

Cool. Thanks.

I was up in CT when my dad arranged the funeral and now he can't find the damn thing, hence me needing to get another copy.

And I need to sell this bloody car before I head back home because my tik-addict sister will sell it for R500 given half the chance.

Is it the Mazda? If he has an email adress ask him to check if he doesn't have it on there maybe? I know my sister emailed my mom's to me because she was still in Cape Town so I still have it on my gmail.

 

[The_Mowgs]

Cool. Thanks.

I was up in CT when my dad arranged the funeral and now he can't find the damn thing, hence me needing to get another copy.

And I need to sell this bloody car before I head back home because my tik-addict sister will sell it for R500 given half the chance.

It sounds like this entire bloodline are potatoes.

Is your brother's name I.are.Weasel?