I'm drunk!

The_Ogre said:
You continue and I will **** your mother and use WD-40 as lube.
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Also how are you home? You're just going to end up in jail if you aren't there already.
 
The_Ogre said:
How the **** would I have taken the pic of the dog? You give new meaning to the term telephoto
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Are you a dumb nai? He wants to know how you are home drunk seeing as its part of your bail requirements to not be home.drinking or drunk.

Find Jesus and let him help you please.
 
Dave said:
Small white haired version.
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Listen here, you ****.

I'm serious. I want to get two of those dogs and raise them. Once I move that is.

I love her temperament and playful nature.

But I need the goddamn breed's name! I can't exactly go ask for a "small white-haired version"

People will think I'm ****ing drunk

/sips
 
The_Ogre said:
Listen here, you ****.

I'm serious. I want to get two of those dogs and raise them. Once I move that is.

I love her temperament and playful nature.

But I need the goddamn breed's name! I can't exactly go ask for a "small white-haired version"

People will think I'm ****ing drunk

/sips
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You could ask your wife? Just a thought.
 
The_Ogre said:
Listen here, you ****.

I'm serious. I want to get two of those dogs and raise them. Once I move that is.

I love her temperament and playful nature.

But I need the goddamn breed's name! I can't exactly go ask for a "small white-haired version"

People will think I'm ****ing drunk

/sips
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Its called a Cane Corso you fuk
 
The_Mowgs said:
Are you a dumb nai? He wants to know how you are home drunk seeing as its part of your bail requirements to not be home.drinking or drunk.

Find Jesus and let him help you please.
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How about you go **** yourself with your bail conditions.
 
The_Ogre said:
Wtf? Why? I need security.

Your po3s
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Because you cant even look after yourself nevermind a dog. Also, do you think that fluffy piece of sht is security? Security against leaves yes, but that's about it.
 
The_Mowgs said:
Because you cant even look after yourself nevermind a dog. Also, do you think that fluffy piece of sht is security? Security against leaves yes, but that's about it.
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Man, **** you and those racist (vegetarian) Dobermans of yours.
 
The_Mowgs said:
If you get a dog I WILL contact SAPS, social services and the SPCA.
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You jest.

My neighbour came over earlier and kakked me out over me not giving my dog water....

I might be a ****, but the first thing I do when I get up and put on the kettle, is to see to my dog.

The po3s then threatened to call the SPCA. Notwithstanding the fact that he just barged into my house...jisis I'm angry all over again.

Fukcc him and fukcc you!
 
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