I'm drunk!

[Dave]

Is @NarrowBandFtw related to elastic band Yes? No? or Maybe?

Yes, also to microwave band.

 

[purple face]

for the record, and you may not find this surprising, I'm a cock!

Damn, you guys make me laugh

 

[purple face]

I’m drunk AF. Walking around Rivonia Village doing shopping with a beer in hand. Zero fücks given at the moment.

Is Rivonia Village boring? I didn't know you could drink beer and shop at the same time.
As long as not **** are given

 

[6spdmanual]

Is Rivonia Village boring? I didn't know you could drink beer and shop at the same time.
As long as not **** are given

Well, never mind Rivonia Village. I was at Sandton City later on doing some shopping while wasted while drinking a 12 pack from home that I was pushing around the trolley. Nobody said anything to me. Yah neh, I was mad pissed last week.

If I wasn't working tomorrow based on how drunk I was last week, I would have made my way tomorrow to Joburg CBD and shutdown the country with my buddy Carl Niehaus.

 

[purple face]

Well, never mind Rivonia Village. I was at Sandton City later on doing some shopping while wasted while drinking a 12 pack from home that I was pushing around the trolley. Nobody said anything to me. Yah neh, I was mad pissed last week.

If I wasn't working tomorrow based on how drunk I was last week, I would have made my way tomorrow to Joburg CBD and shutdown the country with my buddy Carl Niehaus.

You are so funny

 

[Dave]

You are so funny

You make the same comment by just clicking on the reaction...

 

[I.am.Sam]

You make the same comment by just clicking on the reaction...

FFS Dave

be nice to ladies

this is why you still a virgin with the ladies

 

[purple face]

FFS Dave

be nice to ladies

this is why you still a virgin with the ladies

Really he is still a virgin, Poor @Dave

 

[Tabac]

Really he is still a virgin, Poor @Dave

Never had his d!ck in a woman, BUT men ........ he's like a budgie.

 

[purple face]

Never had his d!ck in a woman, BUT men ........ he's like a budgie.

Ok, so he swings that way then. Interesting

 

[I.am.Sam]

Really he is still a virgin, Poor @Dave

Yep never touch the punani ... he is scared

 

[I.am.Sam]

Ok, so he swings that way then. Interesting

@epah and @ShaunSA favourite

 

[MentellusMaximus]

Yep never touch the purple punani ... he is scared

 

[Craig_]

I wish I was drunk today. Might make it easier to deal with the arrogant ***** at the traffic department.

 

[LetsDance]

A bottle of Amarula with a carton of vanilla ice cream sounds deliciously decadent right now. Nothing like being drunk on a monday contemplating the working class.

 

[purple face]

A bottle of Amarula with a carton of vanilla ice cream sounds deliciously decadent right now. Nothing like being drunk on a monday contemplating the working class.

Sounds amazing

 

[Dave]

FFS Dave

be nice to ladies

this is why you still a virgin with the ladies

Never had his d!ck in a woman, BUT men ........ he's like a budgie.

So you two are back from your dirty weekend away and are still drunk?

 

[purple face]

So you two are back from your dirty weekend away and are still drunk?

Wow tell me more

 

[Tabac]

So you two are back from your dirty weekend away and are still drunk?

2 Weeks Uncle... I was gone 2 weeks.

 

[purple face]

2 Weeks Uncle... I was gone 2 weeks.

Where did you go to?