I'm drunk!

I spent whole day next to the field, kids did athletics. Went from my boy dropping the others by more than 200m on the 1200m run to coming 5th out of 6 in the 200m. My daughter got 2nd in the 1200m and 4th in the shorter runs.

So supporting these two little shits today exhausted me, I deserve to overindulge tonight. I'm tired.
 
I was drunk for 8 days next to a river, then a few days later, for 4 more days next to a dam in the bush. Yikes.
 
Stella Artois. yuk. I am a mellow guy, and get's more mellow as I enjoy my Black Label or brandy... But a sixpack of Stella and I will rip my wife's arm off and whack the laaitie with the bloody end if he walks in front of the TV while I'm watching LOTR.
That beer makes me super aggressive for some reason. I am not the only one, my buddy is the same. Wonder Why?
 
Stella Artois. yuk. I am a mellow guy, and get's more mellow as I enjoy my Black Label or brandy... But a sixpack of Stella and I will rip my wife's arm off and whack the laaitie with the bloody end if he walks in front of the TV while I'm watching LOTR.
That beer makes me super aggressive for some reason. I am not the only one, my buddy is the same. Wonder Why?
They do call it wifebeater, but I couldn't imagine beer doing that
 
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