'I'm not a pervert, I had a stroke'

[schumi]

Cape Town - A man accused of masturbating in front of a Cape high school last week has come forward to say he is not a pervert or paedophile.

Jiyaad de Hahn, 48, from Tafelsig, Mitchells Plain, claims he didn’t stroke his private parts, he actually had a stroke last month.

This left him him with non-stop spasms in his right arm, a speech problem and a weak bladder.

Last Wednesday, a resident said he saw de Hahn peeping through the fence at schoolgirls “and jerking himself off”.

The witness also took photos of de Hahn with his penis outside his pants.

He then called the school’s security officers who chased de Hahn down.

However, de Hahn was released after telling them that he was only taking a pee and that he was a patient at Groote Schuur Hospital.

The resident said he didn’t believe the story as he had watched de Hahn for a full 15 minutes “to make sure of his facts” before he called the security guards.

More at: https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/western-cape/im-not-a-pervert-i-had-a-stroke-10798395

 

[satanboy]

So why run away? Twat.

 

[skeptic_SA]

Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke

 

[Ninja'd]

The resident said he didn’t believe the story as he had watched de Hahn for a full 15 minutes “to make sure of his facts”

BS. You and I both know you were waiting for the money shot and was stroking yours as well.

 

[saturnz]

lol @ 15 minutes

 

[konfab]

Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to skeptic_SA again.

 

[getafix33]

da Hahn was stroking da horn

 

[konfab]

lol @ 15 minutes

Looks like he is bang on the average...

“South Africans only need 15 minutes to bring their wives to orgasm, which is perfect if she likes to get the bedroom business out of the way quickly.”

https://www.iol.co.za/the-star/sa-men-spend-least-time-pleasuring-wives-10384537

 

[getafix33]

Looks like he is bang on the average...


https://www.iol.co.za/the-star/sa-men-spend-least-time-pleasuring-wives-10384537

I see what you did there

 

[WaxLyrical]

He conveniently has spasms in his right arm.
Left arm and it feels like someone else.

 

[Neoprod]

'I'm not a pervert, I had a stroke'

Sounds like you had a few strokes, mate.

 

[Lord Farquart]

3 Nuns sitting on a bench. A guy stops in front of them and flashes them. The first one had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, but the third's arms were too short.

 

[Nerfherder]

The resident said he didn’t believe the story as he had watched de Hahn for a full 15 minutes “to make sure of his facts” before he called the security guards.

You need to watch the guy fap for 15 minutes before calling security ?

 

[Lord Farquart]

You need to watch the guy fap for 15 minutes before calling security ?

Yup. Who's the pervert now?

 

[thestaggy]

Last Wednesday, a resident said he saw de Hahn peeping through the fence at schoolgirls “and jerking himself off”.

The resident said he didn’t believe the story as he had watched de Hahn for a full 15 minutes

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Must've been a very mild stroke that he could run/sprint away only a month later.

 

[Icemanbrfc]

He used da right Hahn to stroke it