Intimacy after pregnancy

[Vegeta]

Just say "it's fine, just lie there."

shhhhhh go to sleep it's just a dream...

 

[faniebraai]

I got a headache. again.

Well then, you are in luck, I've just sprinkle some Grandpa powder on my dick. You can take orally, or as a suppository.

 

[Nick333]

I got a headache. again.

not.in.d.moooood

Rohypnol in the panados should do the trick.

 

[SinghDude]

Rohypnol in the panados should do the trick.

That might just get her preganant again.

And another barren year.

 

[SinghDude]

I'd use the same excuse if I had to service your bit part :erm:

You always have an excuse.

Servicing you is probably worse that a Debonair's Real Deal

 

[KingMikel]

Well then, you are in luck, I've just sprinkle some Grandpa powder on my dick. You can take orally, or as a suppository.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Sies.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Singhdude is lying ...she still at her ma posie

 

[ShaunSA]

Singhdude is lying ...she still at he ma posie

You have a big mouth for someone who isn't getting any.

 

[I.am.Sam]

You have a big mouth for someone who isn't getting any.

 

[ShaunSA]

Bastid! You supposed to wait six months!

 

[Nick333]

Bastid! You supposed to wait six months!

Not if you line up a side stukkie in the first trimester.

 

[ShaunSA]

Not if you line up a side stukkie in the first trimester.

No ways am I paying for Sam to get laid again!

 

[Nick333]

No ways am I paying for Sam to get laid again!

You're a k@k chommie. We can pass a hat around and get him enough for a handy from the bergie outside the off license at least.

 

[Batista]

Kiss your sex life goodbye, it will never be like how it was prior to the baby.

 

[ShaunSA]

You're a k@k chommie. We can pass a hat around and get him enough for a handy from the bergie outside the off license at least.

VernD knows plenty of bergie's. Maybe he can get a sponsored shag for Sammy?

 

[Nick333]

VernD knows plenty of bergie's. Maybe he can get a sponsored shag for Sammy?

See? That's how you do for a pal.

 

[kianm]

It's all a conspiracy
I know this for a FACT!

 

[Pitbull]

Well then, you are in luck, I've just sprinkle some Grandpa powder on my dick. You can take orally, or as a suppository.

JISSIS!!!

This thread is full of winning posts

 

[Neoprod]

JISSIS!!!

This thread is full of winning posts

I'm having trouble believing you okes are parents

I feel like going all Oprah and sh*t - YOU GET A STERILISATION! AND YOU GET A STERILISATION! EVERYBODY GETS A STERRRRILIIIISATION!

 

[ShaunSA]

I'm having trouble believing you okes are parents

I feel like going all Oprah and sh*t - YOU GET A VAJAYJAY! AND YOU GET A VAJAYJAY! EVERYBODY GETS A VAJAYYYYJAYYYYY!

ftfy