It's funny ...

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For years and years and years I've gone dry ... romantically speaking ... and now all of a sudden, during the last two weeks I've got 2 women asking about me.

I've got opportunities confronting me ... and what's worse ... I have to choose.

I DON'T WANT TO CHOOSE!!!!!!!

Both are fine women. One is a bit over-weight but intellectually superior.
The other one is more fun (and has a far better body) but less of a show-off regarding her intelligence.

It's a dilemma.
 
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If your young go body if you are over the body phase go intellectual.
 
Basically fool around (body) vs long term (intellectual)
 
Don't worry, they'll both lose interest soon enough and you'll be back to your usual, female validation-seeking self.
 
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Take them both out for dinner separately and see which one you get along with the best, that way it's not cheating. It would only be cheating if you were actually dating one of them, this my friend is called dating and you are in the fortunate seat of being able to be selective.
 
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Take them both out for dinner separately and see which one you get along with the best, that way it's not cheating. It would only be cheating if you were actually dating one of them, this my friend is called dating and you are in the fortunate seat of being able to be selective.
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lmfao...imagine taking out both at the same time and getting them to go against each other for his affection :p

Would make a good game show :D
 
just remember: the chubby one can get thinner whereas the one with a hot body will not get any smarter and will probably get fat when you put a ring on the finger. (On a side note: you can always send the chubby one to the gym).
 
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