uncapped_shady
Well-Known Member
Tell us all the best jokes you guys know.....
Let me start with one.... 3 nuns go to the mortuary to identify one of their sisters that past away.When they get there, they see that no one is there to help them so they just casually have a stroll through, until they see a dead guy on the autopsy table with a boner.The one nun told the other to close the door as she wants to have some fun.She climbed on top of the guy and had her way and so did the second nun but the third nun just stood there.They asked her why she didn't want to?She said that it was THAT time of the month.So they persuaded her as the guy was dead and obviously wouldn't mind.As she was halfway through with the guy he suddenly woke up!!!They all screamed and shouted "Aren't you supposed to be dead!!!" to which the guy turns to her and replied "Well, after 2 jumpstarts and a blood transfusion a guy HAS to wake up!!The nuns fainted.
Let me start with one.... 3 nuns go to the mortuary to identify one of their sisters that past away.When they get there, they see that no one is there to help them so they just casually have a stroll through, until they see a dead guy on the autopsy table with a boner.The one nun told the other to close the door as she wants to have some fun.She climbed on top of the guy and had her way and so did the second nun but the third nun just stood there.They asked her why she didn't want to?She said that it was THAT time of the month.So they persuaded her as the guy was dead and obviously wouldn't mind.As she was halfway through with the guy he suddenly woke up!!!They all screamed and shouted "Aren't you supposed to be dead!!!" to which the guy turns to her and replied "Well, after 2 jumpstarts and a blood transfusion a guy HAS to wake up!!The nuns fainted.
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