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Lockdown is imminent. I have just gotten my Huawei P40 Pro in the nick of time. It’s a 256GB, 8GB RAM, Matte grey version. I unbox it. This thing is heavy. I like it. I quickly run through the set up and immediately fire up the camera. The 90Hz screen makes everything smoother than...
These are the best Dota 2 jokes I have seen thus far:
Dota 2 Dad Jokes
How did harbinger die? He OD'd
Why did AA's fiancee leave him? She got cold feet
Why did Tiny's wife leave him?
Because even if he grows, he's still tiny.
How do you know kunkka is a pirate?
He torrents...
I know I am gonna get into alot crap for this:D:D:D, and could be ban from here, but it got me on the floor laughing. No offence to all parties involved including MyBroadBand and Mweb.
Their stone age fax machine takes +-20 tries to fax through their cancellation form.:wtf::wtf::wtf:
A selection of quotes of Southern African interest. This feature moves every Thursday.
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"At this stage it won't make a difference to his jail term, but he would like to apologise to her in person, face-to-face." -- Marius Coertze, lawyer for Chris Hani's killer Clive Derby-Lewis, who...
A selection of quotes of Southern African interest. This feature moves every Thursday.
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"At work they asked me where my teeth were and one of my colleagues even said I must wear a surgical mask to cover it up." -- A Cape Town nurse, quoted in the Daily Voice, who was sent home after she...
Some say he has more character than me, and that he will be on TV before me.
All I know is the link is here :cool: : http://kyknet.dstv.com/2012/09/12/kwela-funnies-week-2-–-skaduwee-2/
Heard the funniest thing today while on hold with the Telkom call center (10210).
Telkom claims to be able to offer high-speed internet services up to 4gbps on an analogue voice line. I fell over laughing...
That's quite a huge fail.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/vw-martin-winterkorn-hyundai-i30-frankfurt-iaa-2011,news-12669.html
Guess thats cause Hyundai Europe is based in Rüsselsheim Germany (Opel's home town :p)
Is this guy a comedian or a politician? Anybody else seen it before? It's a bit worrying if it's not a joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGn6YHKKgj8
EDIT: i see... it's from a parmalat ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpj4XalT04g&feature=related
Tell us all the best jokes you guys know.....
Let me start with one.... 3 nuns go to the mortuary to identify one of their sisters that past away.When they get there, they see that no one is there to help them so they just casually have a stroll through, until they see a dead guy on the autopsy...
Hehe, Nice Try, Puny Humans. This is MY House!
http://actinglikeanimals.com/2010/07/03/funny-animal-photos-lion-soccer-ball/
You little men running around with your little shorts amuse me. “Who won? Who won? Germany? The Netherlands? This is so exciting!” Ha ha. None of your tiny limbs can...