1. rubber_otter

    Quarantined with the P40 Pro

    Day 0: Lockdown is imminent. I have just gotten my Huawei P40 Pro in the nick of time. It’s a 256GB, 8GB RAM, Matte grey version. I unbox it. This thing is heavy. I like it. I quickly run through the set up and immediately fire up the camera. The 90Hz screen makes everything smoother than...
  2. H

    Shots fired.... Dota 2 Jokes

    These are the best Dota 2 jokes I have seen thus far: Dota 2 Dad Jokes How did harbinger die? He OD'd Why did AA's fiancee leave him? She got cold feet Why did Tiny's wife leave him? Because even if he grows, he's still tiny. How do you know kunkka is a pirate? He torrents...
  3. Lycanthrope

    [NSFW] Sweden's largest potato looks like Kate Winslet

    Some light-hearted news :) Source: The Local The drawing from Titanic, for reference: Although, frankly, I think it looks more like:
  4. K

    Unofficial Pic of the day

    I know I am gonna get into alot crap for this:D:D:D, and could be ban from here, but it got me on the floor laughing. No offence to all parties involved including MyBroadBand and Mweb. Their stone age fax machine takes +-20 tries to fax through their cancellation form.:wtf::wtf::wtf:
  5. LazyLion

    Quotes of the Week - 11 April 2013

    A selection of quotes of Southern African interest. This feature moves every Thursday. --- "At this stage it won't make a difference to his jail term, but he would like to apologise to her in person, face-to-face." -- Marius Coertze, lawyer for Chris Hani's killer Clive Derby-Lewis, who...
  6. LazyLion

    Quotes of the Week

    A selection of quotes of Southern African interest. This feature moves every Thursday. --- "At work they asked me where my teeth were and one of my colleagues even said I must wear a surgical mask to cover it up." -- A Cape Town nurse, quoted in the Daily Voice, who was sent home after she...
  7. Rouxenator

    Awesome places to chill when your car breaks down.

    1) Next to the traffic lights : Requirements : VW Jetta & Moerse Sub :D
  8. Rouxenator

    How to sport a VR sicks?

    Yes, its been a while since I took a cheap stab at a VAG so here - what do you do with a VR sicks : You give it a tow with a Corsa :p
  9. J

    Jimmy Kimmel tests if citizens can distinguish between iPhones

    iPhone 4S vs. iPhone 5 – what’s the difference? Talk show host trolls LA citizens with an iPhone 4S
  10. Rouxenator

    My cat was on Kwêla Funnies last night (vote if you like it)

    Some say he has more character than me, and that he will be on TV before me. All I know is the link is here :cool: :–-skaduwee-2/
  11. S

    Lol.. Telkom IVR claims 4gbps ADSL on an anologue line

    Heard the funniest thing today while on hold with the Telkom call center (10210). Telkom claims to be able to offer high-speed internet services up to 4gbps on an analogue voice line. I fell over laughing... That's quite a huge fail.
  12. Rouxenator

    Linux is secure

    Or perhaps not :
  13. H

    Looking for a new car? :D
  14. Rouxenator

    Volkswagen CEO Gets Upset Over Hyundai Build Quality,news-12669.html Guess thats cause Hyundai Europe is based in Rüsselsheim Germany (Opel's home town :p)
  15. Rouxenator

    Good use for a Z4

    Tow a VW.... Oh, the regular VAG trolls are welcome to comment.
  16. M

    Anybody know who this politician is?

    Is this guy a comedian or a politician? Anybody else seen it before? It's a bit worrying if it's not a joke. EDIT: i see... it's from a parmalat ad.
  17. U

    Jokes Corner

    Tell us all the best jokes you guys know..... Let me start with one.... 3 nuns go to the mortuary to identify one of their sisters that past away.When they get there, they see that no one is there to help them so they just casually have a stroll through, until they see a dead guy on the autopsy...
  18. T

    flippin funny

    when i came across this i had to share it with you... enjoy..
  19. rpm

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  20. LazyLion

    Puny Humans, this is my house!

    Hehe, Nice Try, Puny Humans. This is MY House! You little men running around with your little shorts amuse me. “Who won? Who won? Germany? The Netherlands? This is so exciting!” Ha ha. None of your tiny limbs can...