These are the best Dota 2 jokes I have seen thus far:
Dota 2 Dad Jokes
How did harbinger die? He OD'd
Why did AA's fiancee leave him? She got cold feet
Why did Tiny's wife leave him?
Because even if he grows, he's still tiny.
How do you know kunkka is a pirate?
He torrents.
Why do they call it dagon?
Because if you find an under levelled support alone in the river, dey gone
Why is Riki's mum crying? She lost him at 1.
Why couldn't beastmaster use his shout on mirana?
Because he took an arrow to the knee
This joke is so cheesy....
.... three roshans died in its making
Why are shadow fiend's parent proud?
They razed him well
What is the shortest Dota 2 joke?
LoL
Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so fat, she killed Rosh 3 times just to get the cheese
Ur momma so fat, 1 cheese is not enough.
Yo momma so fat she don't fit in the chronosphere
6.83 Patch: Chromosphere now global
Yo momma so fat, when void chrono'd her, he couldn't get inside his own chronosphere
Yo momma so fat, Invokers Meteor starts to orbit around her.
How are your mom and pudge similar?
Both are fat hookers
Yo mommas so fat you can shackle her to herself.
Yo momma is so stupid, Silencer killed her and he stole nothing.
Yo Momma so fat, when Necrophos kills her, he gets 2000 stacks of Sadist.
Yo mamma is so fat, if Tiny Tosses her it deals 9999 global damage
Yo Momma so ugly she made Faceless Void cry
Yo momma so fat force staff breaks if used on her.
Yo momma so fat, when Rubick tried to spellsteal her, all he got was diabetes.
Yo momma so fat enigma's black hole is her passive
Yo momma so fat, she is in a pro team just for creep blocking.
yo mama so fat she uses kunkka's torrent as bidet
Yo momma so fat, both of tinker's missiles lock on to her in a teamfight.
Yo momma is the reason Roshan stays in his pit
Yo mama so fat when she picks up illusion rune Dota 2 crashes
Yo momma is so fat that arcane boots only effects her
Yo momma so fat icefrog had to rework smoke of deceit
Yo momma is all pick and your father is all random
Yo momma is so fat, chat wheel can't decide which lane she's in
Dota 2 Dad Jokes
How did harbinger die? He OD'd
Why did AA's fiancee leave him? She got cold feet
Why did Tiny's wife leave him?
Because even if he grows, he's still tiny.
How do you know kunkka is a pirate?
He torrents.
Why do they call it dagon?
Because if you find an under levelled support alone in the river, dey gone
Why is Riki's mum crying? She lost him at 1.
Why couldn't beastmaster use his shout on mirana?
Because he took an arrow to the knee
This joke is so cheesy....
.... three roshans died in its making
Why are shadow fiend's parent proud?
They razed him well
What is the shortest Dota 2 joke?
LoL
Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so fat, she killed Rosh 3 times just to get the cheese
Ur momma so fat, 1 cheese is not enough.
Yo momma so fat she don't fit in the chronosphere
6.83 Patch: Chromosphere now global
Yo momma so fat, when void chrono'd her, he couldn't get inside his own chronosphere
Yo momma so fat, Invokers Meteor starts to orbit around her.
How are your mom and pudge similar?
Both are fat hookers
Yo mommas so fat you can shackle her to herself.
Yo momma is so stupid, Silencer killed her and he stole nothing.
Yo Momma so fat, when Necrophos kills her, he gets 2000 stacks of Sadist.
Yo mamma is so fat, if Tiny Tosses her it deals 9999 global damage
Yo Momma so ugly she made Faceless Void cry
Yo momma so fat force staff breaks if used on her.
Yo momma so fat, when Rubick tried to spellsteal her, all he got was diabetes.
Yo momma so fat enigma's black hole is her passive
Yo momma so fat, she is in a pro team just for creep blocking.
yo mama so fat she uses kunkka's torrent as bidet
Yo momma so fat, both of tinker's missiles lock on to her in a teamfight.
Yo momma is the reason Roshan stays in his pit
Yo mama so fat when she picks up illusion rune Dota 2 crashes
Yo momma is so fat that arcane boots only effects her
Yo momma so fat icefrog had to rework smoke of deceit
Yo momma is all pick and your father is all random
Yo momma is so fat, chat wheel can't decide which lane she's in
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