a) Wasn't oily at all
b) They weren't bits, in fact, it was about 3cm thick each, quite moist and bigger than you'd get on a normal burger (and not as dry)
c) The "non-bacon" was actually a good combination with it, and had a similar taste/smell (although real bacon would definitely be nicer)
d) The processed "cheese" and sauce with it does go well with everything. I prefer it to a cheese burger from them (or from McDonalds) because of the taste of the processed "cheese"
Like I said, I actually enjoyed it, for the price you pay for an entire meal I'd rather get the Fully Loaded Box meal. Or go to Spar and buy burger ingredients and make 4 yum bacon egg and real cheese burgers