Let's start a fire...

Slootvreter said:
If she don't put out, he gotta throw down :p

Anyway, anal...bleh...not missing much. It's just an open pipe inside, unlike a **** that actually fits comfortably around your prick.
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You are such a cunning linguist.

FlatspinZA said:
OK, in the interests of full disclosure - a 3some isn't really a fantasy any more because I already had that - me and two rather pretty chicks that happened to be best friends. Never been able to get my willy into a chick's butt hole because they're clenching too much. Hey, chaps, just once would be nice. :p Damn, I even get them to have enemas and they're still not letting me in. :(

So, I gave my GF the choice - group sex, or anal, and she chose anal. WTF? Personally I would have preferred the 3some again. Every time I mention the anal thing she just fobs me off...
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You gave her a choice? What is this, 2013?
 
Slootvreter said:
If she don't put out, he gotta throw down :p

Anyway, anal...bleh...not missing much. It's just an open pipe inside, unlike a **** that actually fits comfortably around your prick.
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I just had to LOL. Slootvreter always puts it so...indelicate. But he is right, though. But the novelty keeps it appealing.
 
Ah, just once - no real actual desire to get poop on my plonker, hence the enema. So I can go to my grave saying I did that one thing. :p I like trying stuff.

I was quite grossed out when my buddies wanted me to join the gang-bang and left the room.

I wouldn't mind going to the Dr and bumping into a hot nurse that gave me a BJ while I waited for the doctor.
 
To be blunt, I can't fathom how men think its ok to expect a woman to have anal but sure as shyte will run a mile if a woman asked to shove a fat dildo up their arses!!
 
Carol35 said:
To be blunt, I can't fathom how men think its ok to expect a woman to have anal but sure as shyte will run a mile if a woman asked to shove a fat dildo up their arses!!
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Lol, that is the funniest post I read all week here. But, some guys who are 'straight' do like a girl with a strap on.
 
Carol35 said:
To be blunt, I can't fathom how men think its ok to expect a woman to have anal but sure as shyte will run a mile if a woman asked to shove a fat dildo up their arses!!
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Well, some women enjoy it, as do some men.

No harm in asking, surely?

As it happens, I received this offer in return, and it wasn't that great, I'll be honest.
 
Lol Copa...I think you shocked a few into silence with that admission! :D
And yes, I agree, it's not great. At all. But hey, if it floats your boat and all that....
 
Yeah typed out a response, erased, retyped and then exited the thread :D

But yeah 'no go zone' either way.
 
Pixelatedzee said:
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it!
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Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock
 
I'm into (because I mean, how can spicing up your sex life not make you horny?) and willing to do everything that's not a) harmful in the long run or b) illegal. I already find sex alone boring enough.
 
Being invaded.

It's never pleasant being sacked by the vikings, although I'm sure they are having a whale of a time.
 
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