A courier wants ta take legal action against five-o whoz ass locked his ass up fo' two minutes over a irregularitizzle wit his hoopty license disc.
Mohale Joseph Gama raps bout tha two nights da ruffneck dropped up in a holdin cell at Alberton Popo station as da most thugged-out wack experience of his ****in life.
Da 34-year-old was stopped by tha Ekurhuleni Metro Popo while rollin near Swartkoppies offramp last month.
Gama holla'd tha two five-omen accused his ass of havin a gangbangin' fraudulent licence disc cuz it busted lyrics bout his hoopty as a "station wagon" rather than a panel van.
"Da two five-omen holla'd they would arrest me if I did not give dem a funky-ass bribe of R500," holla'd Gama yo, but he refused.
Although Gama be a Downtown African playa hater, livin up in Diepsloot, tha five-omen insisted da thug was a Nigerian n' accused his ass of not bein tha vehicle’s balla yo. Dude was taken ta Brackendowns five-o station yo, but was later transferred ta tha Alberton five-o station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. His hoopty was impounded
Gama holla'd tha Metro five-omen holla'd all up in tha station officers not ta release him, n' ta only charge his ass all up in tha end of tha weekend.
"I was holla'd at bout mah mutha****in rights but they didn’t let me make mah one phone call n' mah cellphone was taken away," holla'd Gama.
Dude holla'd he feared fo' his thuglife up in tha holdin cell.
"There was nine playas inside up in possession of knives, beepers n' dagga. I was trippin like a mutha****a."
Gama managed ta contact his wild lil' fiancee afta borrowin a cold-ass lil cellphone from one of mah thugs up in tha holdin cell. But when his wild lil' fiizzle n' brutha came ta tha station, they was holla'd at da thug would not be busted out.
Dude was eventually busted out on tha Saturdizzle afta bein holla'd at by one of tha officers dat tha only way da thug would be busted out was ta payin a R500 admission of guilt fine.
His hoopty was only busted out ta his ass a week later, which da perved-out mutha****a holla'd caused his ass ta lose up on bidnizz. Furthermore, da perved-out mutha****a holla'd da thug was missin a big-ass sum of scrilla from tha vehicle, R6 700, which dat schmoooove mutha****a had been goin ta deposit fo' SARS prior ta his thugged-out arrest.
Warrant Officer Janet Makhubela, at Brackendowns five-o station, holla'd tha case, which was subsequently withdrawn, was recorded as fraud, as tha vehicle’s license disc did not correspond wit licensin department records.
Da Automobile Association’s Gary Ronald holla'd there should be no penalty fo' incorrect hoopty description as it is mostly a administratizzle issue.
"Under normal circumstances, a notice of discontinuation is ghon be issued ta tha driver; ... tha hoopty is ghon be taken ta tha testin ground fo' inspection ta verify what tha **** make it is."
But **** dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat if there be a gangbangin' fraudulent transmission on a license disc, Ronald holla'd tha matter would have ta git all up in court n' no admission of guilt fine could be paid.
Makhubela holla'd, "Da hood gots a right ta launch a gangbangin' formal complaint if they feel dat they done been dealt wit unfairly by tha five-o".
Earlier dis month, Popo Minista Nathi Mthethwa instructed nationistic commissioner Riah Phiyega ta act urgently ta "avert n' reduce" lawsuits.
A total of 5090 civil fronts was dealt wit by SAPS durin 2011/12. Da legal costz of cases paid ta state n' private attorneys amounted ta some R135 mazillion.
Gama is takin legal lyrics n' plans ta take action against tha alleged solicitation of a funky-ass bribe by tha Metro five-o, fo' unlwack arrest n' alleged theft of his crazy-ass scrilla.
"This experience has affected mah dirty ass. Mutha****as be thinkin I be a cold-ass lil criminal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah name has been corrupted," da perved-out mutha****a holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a!
* Da hood can report solicitation of bribes to: JMPD Anti-Corruption line 0800 203 712
JMPD Internal Affairs 011 490 1703
