Loud Mastication

I have the same thing. Dropped a few hints to the offending member but then realized that they are totally oblivious.

Played some Youtube videos on loud of animals chewing stuff. He got the hint and now eats elsewhere...
 
Nerfherder said:
There was a thread about this before. You actually have a disorder that makes you over sensitive to people making normal noises.

Seek help.
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No, I don't usually find it disturbing. What I find disturbing is sounds emanating from his mouth that sound like he is f...ing masturbating rather than just chewing. Loud grunts and groans of sensual pleasure as he wolfs large quantities of food.

Quite obscene really.
 
AndyC said:
I have the same thing. Dropped a few hints to the offending member but then realized that they are totally oblivious.

Played some Youtube videos on loud of animals chewing stuff. He got the hint and now eats elsewhere...
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bwahaha....we need someone like you.
 
Almost thought i found the elegant term for "snorting loudly constantly" , this is something that bothers me more than chewing. Alot of people seem to have no self awareness, snorting and chewing like some zoo animals.
 
diabolus said:
Almost thought i found the elegant term for "snorting loudly constantly" , this is something that bothers me more than chewing. Alot of people seem to have no self awareness, snorting and chewing like some zoo animals.
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Snorting heavily followed by a loud swallow...CRINGE!!!! :sick:
 
diabolus said:
Almost thought i found the elegant term for "snorting loudly constantly" , this is something that bothers me more than chewing. Alot of people seem to have no self awareness, snorting and chewing like some zoo animals.
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that is the reason I entered the thread - exactly what I was hoping for :) Snorting is one thing I just can't handle. I used to sit next to someone who snorted constantly, I changed departments (very happy to move a away from said snorter) and got placed next to someone else who is constantly sick and always snorting loudly... :twisted:
 
Roxi_B4b3 said:
that is the reason I entered the thread - exactly what I was hoping for :) Snorting is one thing I just can't handle. I used to sit next to someone who snorted constantly, I changed departments (very happy to move a away from said snorter) and got placed next to someone else who is constantly sick and always snorting loudly... :twisted:
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The devil you know....
 
smallearth said:
It is happening again... It is happening again.

I'm going to kill him.
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I cant handle it... especially if they are talking to you on the phone while eating and chewing loudly... that drives me nuts..
 
Reminds me of high school when this guy read masticate as masterbate in class. Became a running joke.
 
I have a guy in my office who is constantly eating.
He sounds like he has a washing machine going on in his mouth.
Its never bothered me with anyone else, but those sounds :(
 
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