Madrid bans 'manspreading' on buses

[The_Librarian]

I'll jolly well manspread, but I'll be reasonable about it.

 

[SweetFennyAdams]

1st world problems.

If taxi associations and metrorail placed signs in taxis and trains calling for obese mama's to lose weight before using the services again, their property would burn the same day.

 

[akescpt]

Why not just encourage women to also spread...

this...

 

[ShaunSA]

Also thin people with body odour or dogbreath or both.

/buys rwenzori toothpaste and deodorant

 

[longboy]

Also thin people with body odour or dogbreath or both.

rwenzori confirmed as a obese person.

 

[Patrick_Hockstetter]

What about women who use extra space for their handbags ?

Never seen that. They are too busy holding onto their handbags for dear life.

 

[Patrick_Hockstetter]

Why not just encourage women to also spread...

All of them? No thanks

 

[WaxLyrical]

Oh yes, I recall now. This one behemoth once told me she's 'big' because of some thyroid condition or something. She had to take the piece of KFC out of her mouth and put the coke down to tell me that, but I got it. How insensitive of me.

Which reminds me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQizV0vGFc

 

[The_Librarian]

Wonder what will happen if a Scotsman wearing a traditional Scottish kilt with sporran etc climbs on a bus in Madrid and does the verboten manspreading thing?

 

[Hosehead]

Wonder what will happen if a Scotsman wearing a traditional Scottish kilt with sporran etc climbs on a bus in Madrid and does the verboten manspreading thing?

I am sure in the name of research, MYBB would happily strap a kilt and sporran on you and shove you on a plane to Madrid with a wallet full of bus tickets. Tell us your manspreading adventures in return

 

[redspark]

:wtf:

 

[grok]

#MenAreWideTrash