Malema suicide puzzle

[Redeemed]

"He was found dead in the garage by a domestic worker who alerted people to the scene.

"We have opened an inquest docket and investigations are under way."

Link.

 

[daveza]

Damn, wrong Malema.

 

[copacetic]

he committed the hara kiri

:erm:

Fine journalism.

 

[ToxicBunny]

Thats piss poor bloody journalism...

Its an insult to the concept of Harakiri or Seppuku to try and associate hanging with it.... ffs

 

[murraybiscuit]

:erm:

Fine journalism.

the guy committed ritual disembowelment with a short knife in his garage?
how many more samurai do we have in this country?

 

[Creag]

Damn, wrong Malema.

Was wondering how EWN could have missed this

 

[Maddmatt]

Damn, wrong Malema.

S**t.

 

[Captain Morgan]

Damn, wrong Malema.

+1

I was just planning to celebrate when I saw it's the wrong ****ing Malema

 

[DJ...]

That is one incredibly insulting article, and poorly written, to boot...

 

[Hemi300c]

+1

I was just planning to celebrate when I saw it's the wrong ****ing Malema

The real JM wouldn't even get that right as he probably can't tie a knot!

 

[DJ...]

The comments are as bad as the article. That is one awful excuse for a news site...

 

[marine1]

And here I was thinking it was Julius - day ruined

 

[shadowfox]

In defense of the article - it does say

Those close to the couple said he committed the hara kiri a few days after Sibongile allegedly had a tiff with him over financial issues.

Although I also got a little excited. You just ruined my Monday.

 

[ponder]

And here I was thinking it was Julius - day ruined

He's to stupid to tie a noose.

 

[Ninja'd]

Julius would kill himself before commiting suicide.

 

[ponder]

Julius would kill himself before commiting suicide.

I remember those words!

 

[nightjar]

The real JM wouldn't even get that right as he probably can't tie a knot!

He is too stupid to even understand the suggestion that he "Get knotted"
Wrong JM makes it a real blue Monday.

 

[scotty777]

What a terrible manipulation of titles! I was about to crack open the good crackling